konrad's definitions

reign of terror

(n) The period of time during which George "Dubya" Bush was/is in the seat of power in the United States of America.

Child: "Mommy, when the hell will this awful reign of terror be over?"

Mother: "Hopefully by 2004, though if we are really unlucky, he might still be in office 'till 2008!"

*Child has heart attack*

by Konrad July 27, 2004

jaba

To be beyond revolting.

That chick's ass is jaba.

Man I ate like a jaba.

Zeus is like a mexican jaba.

by konrad December 11, 2003

saxaphone

The saxaphone, a family of instruments containing the alto saxaphone and others. It is most accuratly defined as a loud car horn that will produce multiple pitches. Some people believe that this family of instruments is capable of playing music, but anyone who has ever heard the terrible instrument will tend to disagree with that.

It is a noun, and often abriviated as the "sax."

Quit honkin' that saxaphone youngster! I was tryin' to get me some sleep!

by Konrad July 27, 2004