konrad's definitions

The Mont

n)Is short for larchmont, a town in westchester county, which is right outside of NYC.

Matt: THE MONT BITCH.

by Konrad April 10, 2005

off tha hook

Lowered punishement from a deed or a complete pardon from a deed.

i was let off the hook after the cops found out it wasnt my gun after all

by konrad September 8, 2003

saxaphone

The saxaphone, a family of instruments containing the alto saxaphone and others. It is most accuratly defined as a loud car horn that will produce multiple pitches. Some people believe that this family of instruments is capable of playing music, but anyone who has ever heard the terrible instrument will tend to disagree with that.

It is a noun, and often abriviated as the "sax."

Quit honkin' that saxaphone youngster! I was tryin' to get me some sleep!

by Konrad July 27, 2004