knowman's definitions

pull a rabbit out of my ass

When a boss dumps an impossible job on you with no warning, or support and wants it done yesterday.

The machine has been down for weeks. Now they want me to pull a rabbit out of my ass , and get it working because they need it by lunch.

by knowman December 16, 2009

pigga

from a swedish word that means alert, lively. usually applied to an atractive young woman. like many words pigga's present slang meaning is 180 degrees from the oridginal. used as a pet name for childern as a term of affection. some think it came from a changing of bibbity bobbity boo into piggity poggity poo as a nonsenc ryhm fo babbies.

she's a little pigga like her mother. i can't keep up with that little pigga. she's the pigga of her daddy's heart.

by knowman March 1, 2008

ernied

A remark that angers someone not because it's an insult, but because of the truth it contains. From Nebraska state senator Chambers way of saying what he thinks.

Leo just said to your face that you are a Sissie without out your pocket courage. You just got ernied, ain't you going to do something about it? I would but my gun's jammed.

by knowman April 8, 2008

site seeing

Going to a site like Craigslist in another city just to see what stuff is selling for there, something you do when really bored.

I went site seeing on Craigslist last night, those clowns in Omaha must think their junk is made of gold.

by knowman July 9, 2010

east omaha ride

Stealing a car so you don't have to walk home.

That sweet ride is an east omaha ride. Where does an east omaha ride end up? In an east omaha junkyard.

by knowman March 30, 2008

Science class boyfriend

A friendship of convenience where a hot girl will team up with, and pretend to show an interest in a nerdy guy, because she needs his help to pass a tuff class. The girl will give the nerd false hope that there could be something between them, and drop the nerd as soon as she no longer needs him.

That poor guy doesn't realise he's just a science class boyfriend.

by knowman March 12, 2008

optical delusion

When you see things as you want them to be, not as they really are.

That fox is really staring at me, she wants me to know that she wants me. Dude you're under an optical delusion, that's a glare not a stare, and if you go over there, she'll slap you blind.

by knowman September 14, 2012