knowman's definitions

pretty prancing pony

A coworker who puts on a show for the boss, but does no real work. The bosses' pet,who gets away with murser. As apposed to a pack mule who doesn't look like much, but does most of the real work.

She's a pretty prancing pony and the bosses' pet. The trouble with this place is there are too many ponies and not enough mules.

by knowman March 17, 2008

ernied

A remark that angers someone not because it's an insult, but because of the truth it contains. From Nebraska state senator Chambers way of saying what he thinks.

Leo just said to your face that you are a Sissie without out your pocket courage. You just got ernied, ain't you going to do something about it? I would but my gun's jammed.

by knowman April 8, 2008

site seeing

Going to a site like Craigslist in another city just to see what stuff is selling for there, something you do when really bored.

I went site seeing on Craigslist last night, those clowns in Omaha must think their junk is made of gold.

by knowman July 9, 2010

east omaha ride

Stealing a car so you don't have to walk home.

That sweet ride is an east omaha ride. Where does an east omaha ride end up? In an east omaha junkyard.

by knowman March 30, 2008

book of tard

The history of the George W Bush white house. Never have so many been so damaged by the massive retardation of so few.

When the book of tard is written the names Bush, and Chaney will fill several chapters.

by knowman March 26, 2008

dragging edge

Old, obsolete, out dated technology. The opposite of leading edge.

That monitor is dragging edge, but it was free, and works well so who cares ?

by knowman October 20, 2008

flash stutter

When the stream to a flash or other player doesn't supply enough valid data so the player runs, freezes, runs, freezes. Also called breakup, bad connection, corrupted data.

The site has some good movies, bur the flash stutter will drive you nuts.

by knowman April 27, 2008