knowman's definitions

flash monkey

Some one how has a wad of money with 1 or 2 hundreds on the outside and a lot of ones on the inside. He is always flashing it around trying to impress people, most people realise the guy is all front.

Look at that flash monkey trying to impress that skank pathetic.

by knowman April 3, 2008

pretty prancing pony

A coworker who puts on a show for the boss, but does no real work. The bosses' pet,who gets away with murser. As apposed to a pack mule who doesn't look like much, but does most of the real work.

She's a pretty prancing pony and the bosses' pet. The trouble with this place is there are too many ponies and not enough mules.

by knowman March 17, 2008

tard time

When you shut your brain off and enjoy the moment.

Today really stunk, I got a 12 pack and a couple of DVDs, it's tard time.

by knowman April 11, 2008

pigga

from a swedish word that means alert, lively. usually applied to an atractive young woman. like many words pigga's present slang meaning is 180 degrees from the oridginal. used as a pet name for childern as a term of affection. some think it came from a changing of bibbity bobbity boo into piggity poggity poo as a nonsenc ryhm fo babbies.

she's a little pigga like her mother. i can't keep up with that little pigga. she's the pigga of her daddy's heart.

by knowman March 1, 2008

King Lake

A place where it is possible to own a $1,000,000 plus house and not the land it sits on. All the land is owned by the Archibald family and leased to the other residents. Leases are for a fixed number of years and are good for the original lessee only, anything that violates the terms of these very complicated leases can result in voiding the lease and having to sell or tear down your building. The difficulty in buying into King Lake is really a protection for social climbers, if you step on the wrong toes you can lose your lease, your house and be booted out with no legal recourse.

Edmund bought his king Lake place for a song the former owner lost his lease and had to sell the house or tear it down.

by knowman April 4, 2008

not keeping up with the Jone's

Not buying the latest and greatest, making do with what you have, because you have more important places to put the money, such as your kids education or your retirement.

Why am I not keeping up with the Jone's ? My son and my money both go to Marquette.

by knowman April 12, 2008

Obama

Obama a sacred cow that you are not supposed to criticize.

When I said I wouldn't vote for Obama because he didn't have a track record Judy went rabid on me.

by knowman April 13, 2008