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proof reader

Someone who corrects the English mistakes in the work of another writer. The shepherd who safely guides thoughts and ideas through the swamps of the English language. A maintenance worker who struggles to keep that cobbled together bridge between the writers mind and the readers mind called English from collapsing. A harmless drudge who works just as hard on a toilet paper ad as on a work that will be considered a jewel of western literature. A pain in the neck when it's your paper they're correcting.
The quality of your paper is A+, the mechanics is D- , you are a miserable proof reader. I really stink at English my spouse has to proofread all my writing.
by knowman March 22, 2008
mugGet the proof readermug.

butt-weasel

A guard animal that gays use to prevent being raped. A specially trained ass-weasel that is your back door buddy protecting your anus from intrusion.
When I came too my pants were down and there was blood everywhere,my butt-weasel saved my ass. Frank was well hung,he tangled with a butt-weasel and now he's well hung in a jar. Remember boys take care of your butt-weasel, and your butt-weasel will take care of you.
by knowman March 10, 2008
mugGet the butt-weaselmug.

flash monkey

Some one how has a wad of money with 1 or 2 hundreds on the outside and a lot of ones on the inside. He is always flashing it around trying to impress people, most people realise the guy is all front.
Look at that flash monkey trying to impress that skank pathetic.
by knowman April 3, 2008
mugGet the flash monkeymug.

pretty prancing pony

A coworker who puts on a show for the boss, but does no real work. The bosses' pet,who gets away with murser. As apposed to a pack mule who doesn't look like much, but does most of the real work.
She's a pretty prancing pony and the bosses' pet. The trouble with this place is there are too many ponies and not enough mules.
by knowman March 17, 2008
mugGet the pretty prancing ponymug.

tard time

When you shut your brain off and enjoy the moment.
Today really stunk, I got a 12 pack and a couple of DVDs, it's tard time.
by knowman April 11, 2008
mugGet the tard timemug.

good deed

An act from which you get no benefit that costs you. No good deed goes unpunished. A good deed will come back and bite you in the ass.
Goring issued an order shielding decorated Jewish WW1 veterans and their families from the Gestapo. That order was used against Goring at his trial. His good deed came back and bit him in the ass.
by knowman March 16, 2008
mugGet the good deedmug.

dumpster chow

An item that doesn't work as it should or can't be fixed or isn't worth fixing. Something with out any value that can only be thrown away.
You think I'm low balling you well maybe I am , but I won't offer more than I can afford to throw away if it's dumpster chow. You want more money set it up so I can see it work.
by knowman January 7, 2012
mugGet the dumpster chowmug.

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