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ernied

A remark that angers someone not because it's an insult, but because of the truth it contains. From Nebraska state senator Chambers way of saying what he thinks.
Leo just said to your face that you are a Sissie without out your pocket courage. You just got ernied, ain't you going to do something about it? I would but my gun's jammed.
by knowman April 8, 2008
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site seeing

Going to a site like Craigslist in another city just to see what stuff is selling for there, something you do when really bored.
I went site seeing on Craigslist last night, those clowns in Omaha must think their junk is made of gold.
by knowman July 9, 2010
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east omaha ride

Stealing a car so you don't have to walk home.
That sweet ride is an east omaha ride. Where does an east omaha ride end up? In an east omaha junkyard.
by knowman March 30, 2008
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tard time

When you shut your brain off and enjoy the moment.
Today really stunk, I got a 12 pack and a couple of DVDs, it's tard time.
by knowman April 11, 2008
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butt-weasel

A guard animal that gays use to prevent being raped. A specially trained ass-weasel that is your back door buddy protecting your anus from intrusion.
When I came too my pants were down and there was blood everywhere,my butt-weasel saved my ass. Frank was well hung,he tangled with a butt-weasel and now he's well hung in a jar. Remember boys take care of your butt-weasel, and your butt-weasel will take care of you.
by knowman March 10, 2008
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flash monkey

Some one how has a wad of money with 1 or 2 hundreds on the outside and a lot of ones on the inside. He is always flashing it around trying to impress people, most people realise the guy is all front.
Look at that flash monkey trying to impress that skank pathetic.
by knowman April 3, 2008
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pretty prancing pony

A coworker who puts on a show for the boss, but does no real work. The bosses' pet,who gets away with murser. As apposed to a pack mule who doesn't look like much, but does most of the real work.
She's a pretty prancing pony and the bosses' pet. The trouble with this place is there are too many ponies and not enough mules.
by knowman March 17, 2008
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