16 definitions by kinkybabysteps

Boobly-Eyes

When a sexy woman wears a set of googly-eyes as pasties, and then while you are having sex, the eyes swirl like tassels and her laughter causes her pelvic floor muscles to contract giving you an amazing orgasm.

I was able to hold out until she slapped the boobly-eyes on and I laughed and growled and screamed her name all at the same time.

by kinkybabysteps March 29, 2022

paramour-dipity

When you accidently find yourself in love with someone that you weren't looking for, and didn't know you needed. It is the realization that someone has always been there, even in the years they weren't.

It was an amazing act of paramour-dipity that I found her. My wife loves her almost as much as I do, but damn, do I really adore her.

by kinkybabysteps June 24, 2021

Thigh Sauce

Not to be confused with Thai Sauce, Thigh Sauce is the lubrication that is produced by a super wet pussy, when the quantity becomes so great it becomes "thigh sauce" as it can no longer be contained in the pussy .

As soon as I busted out my Tamale, she got so excited that there was Thigh Sauce everywhere.

by kinkybabysteps April 26, 2023

Googli-fitti

The whimsical act of improving public spaces and art with googly eyes in an attempt to spread happiness, joy, and be just a tad bit mischievous.

This weekend, I am going to take my date out and impress her with my mad googli-fitti skills, and googly eye the HELL out of downtown.

by kinkybabysteps December 2, 2021

Nibbling

A euphemism for the third part of the four stages of sexual intimacy. It is more sexual and intimate than a snogging, but it is not outright shagging. The four stages, in order, are canoodling, snogging, nibbling and shagging.

The snogging was nice, but nibbling with her felt so much better.

by kinkybabysteps October 1, 2018

Fucky

When something happens that is much better than you deserve, and you can't decide if you were just lucky or if you were fortunate, so you decide that you are both.

Hey Nate, you wouldn't believe how fucky I was this weekend. I had the most amazing food adventure with a smart, beautiful woman.

by kinkybabysteps August 20, 2019

Adfrienture

An adfrienture is an adventure that is made better by being with people whom you are friends with and who can fully support you, laugh with you, and help keep you safe. The best adfrientures end with a cuddle, whisky, and a campire.

We didn't go on nearly enough advrientures this year, so I can't wait for our 50th birthday adfrienture.

by kinkybabysteps August 15, 2022