*A midget is seen in the corner deli.*
Dude 1: "Dude, he's mad short."
Dude 2: "Word, I bet he has the Eelleinad."
is trying to get paid.*
Prostitute: "Cmon, I'll show
you a good time."
Dude: "Hell nah bitch, you look like you got the Eelleinad."