13 definitions by kfooloo

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Acronym for "The Horror in the Toilet." An eldritch bowel movement, the results of which are so indescribably horrifying as to defy description.
Dude, I just took a thitt. Oh, man.
by KFooLoo August 24, 2009
Acronym for "Phlegm of the Ancients." Bloody mucous expelled from the nose or mouth, the result of an infection or of overlong worship of an Outer God such as Azathoth, Yog-Sothoth, Shub-Niggurath, or Nyarlathotep.
Guy 1: What is that?!
Guy 2: I just blew my nose. It's Phlegm Of The Ancients!
Guy 1: I'm setting up a POTA containment zone!
by KFooLoo October 18, 2009
a manager who works in secrecy behind closed doors and walks in shadows to the extent that his or her underlings suspect links to an ancient clan of Japanese assassins.
Nobody in my department has heard anything about what's going on with that project. Our department head is a maninja.
by KFooLoo April 16, 2010
an ineffective webinar speaker, or disruptive webinar audience member; prone to having his/her mic turned on without realizing it, and/or to experiencing hardware/software problems that delay the start of the session.
Typical webinard took 10 minutes to get his shit together. Next time I'm not signing-in until 10 after.

Some webinard has his mic turned on and I'm listening to him type and talk to his co-workers. Damn!
by KFooLoo September 09, 2010
so nerdy that it could not have been the result of random chance
The Russians genetically enginerded my kid brother to memorize D&D rules.
by KFooLoo September 07, 2010
Acronym for "Haunter in the Hallway." An unpleasant co-worker who emerges from his/her office to waddle beetle-like down the hallway, peripherally peering in windows, occasionally pausing to pipe a loathsome tittering that passes for laughter. May be of an alien race that has mastered time travel.
That trollish co-worker of mine just waddled past my office again. He makes my skin crawl. He's of the Great Race of Hith.

Jerry accidentally saw that neckless Hith's parts in the men's room, and now Jerry wears Depend's.
by KFooLoo September 14, 2010
Acronym for "Farter In The Office". A co-worker who locks his/her office door in the hope that his/her flatulence might go undetected. Often betrayed by the foul stench retained by office carpet and/or furniture. Lives by the mantra "close office door, open odour orifice".
Man, his office stinks. He's an unabashed fito.
by KFooLoo September 14, 2010

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