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A Really nice young man when he wants to be. Has cute eyes, He has a big penis. And he makes his girlfriend happy when he looks at her a certain way #manIwish I was Jelani
Man I want to be Jelani friend
by kevin rudd October 30, 2017
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Geelong, the second most large city behind victoria's Capital 'Melbourne, it is known for its Ghanda trackpants epidemic its football club and its Ford cart plant which has recently sacked half its staff AKA half of geelong and its beach 'eastern beach/promenade' basically the beach all the tourists love to swim at and all the locals arent dumb enough to swim therew when theres actualy Clean beaches another 20 minutes down the coast.
Known to some as the 'small smoke' or just a 'hole' although its not so much the city centre itself that is being reffered to with the 'whole term' its aimed at such outer regions as corio lara norlane and the like.
Geelong after dark is famous for its alive and well club scene, with a total of about 10 good watering holes its no surprise the best thing to go on the town for is the stabbings and rapings. and if you did miss them they'll be on today tonight the next day.
"hey im sam i live in geelong"
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"ohhh your from geelong...."

*crickets sound*

*tumblewweed passes*

"nah man good for you i understand now."
by kevin rudd September 29, 2007
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