kevin's definitions

Road Apple

A person who looks like they have been living on the road. Hippie

That girl is such a road apple, she has hairy armpits and bad body odor.

by Kevin June 2, 2004

Deusch Bag

A bag used to clean out one's pussy after sexual intercourse.

Mama!!! Telling sis to clean up all the Deusch bags she left around the house. There is one in my soup!

by Kevin April 10, 2004

Speshtions

Small, orange, flat-like creatures who appear in hallunications.

Joe after taking a large hit of salvia: "Speshtions, Speshtions, Look at the Speshtions!!!!!!"

by Kevin September 11, 2005

orc chasm

A deep pit. On the other side is the best feeling in the world, though it's very temporary.

After screwing some knob goblins and drinking Horizontal Tango, I thought I was going to orc chasm.

by Kevin July 20, 2008

puwet

rooting to the filipino word ass meaning the buttox

damn daven you got a nice puwet

kevin im gonna kick you fuckin puwet

by kevin August 8, 2004

f bomb

The "f word"

Al Pacino dropped 182 f bombs in Scarface

by Kevin June 8, 2003

red screamer

red shiny cock usually held at the base, found in "hustler" magazines. EEEEEEEEPPPP

he squeezed his red screamer, before ramming it in tamanta

by Kevin June 19, 2006