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teenick

Nickelodeon's pathetic attempt to appeal to the Teenage audience. However, with such disney-esque shows as "Zoey 101", "Ned's Declassified", "Romeo!", among others, no teenager with a freaking brain would want to tolerate that crap.

They try to make it appealing with MTV-style introductions, and with "celebrity" guests who play stupid games, however, these attempts only drive away potential viewers.
12-year-old who thinks he's cool: OMG!!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR ZOEY TO COME ON!!!!!!

Normal teenager: Stfu.
by Kevin April 17, 2005
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jungle grundle

This is a condition similar to swamp ass; however, it refers more specifically to profusely sweating balls and taint rather than a sweaty ass crack. Also, the term swamp ass can easily be misconstrued to mean that you have crapped or sharted your pants.

Also, since the term grundle sounds so much like the character Grendel from the epic poem Beowulf, it makes the condition seem all the more beastly and woeful.

This term should probably only be applied to males.
After Denard and I moved my bed, dresser, entertainment center and lots of other stuff to my new third-floor apartment in 90 degree heat, we both had some pungent jungle grundle.

After playing basketball for two hours in the summer heat, my shorts and boxers were soaked, and I had some seriously smelly and wet jungle grundle.
by Kevin August 11, 2006
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phat

ep^dvn killed fg-phat` with knife
by Kevin February 7, 2005
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Rama Lama

A slang term to tell someone to go away, to "buzz" off. Used in moments of annoyment to tell some to go away and leave them in a state of confusion.
For example
Matt: "Hey man, ya wanna go outside?"
Kev: "Rama Lama"
by Kevin November 22, 2003
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f bomb

The "f word"
Al Pacino dropped 182 f bombs in Scarface
by Kevin June 8, 2003
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c3v

aka c³v is the act of repeating the sequence control c, control v while working with computer data such as jobs done by data entry professionals.

Commonly known as the repeatitive copy and pasting from one screen to the next.
Dude, I hate doing C3V updates. They suck so much.

or

"OMG I LOVE C3V UPDATES SO MUCH!"
by Kevin April 6, 2004
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red screamer

red shiny cock usually held at the base, found in "hustler" magazines. EEEEEEEEPPPP
he squeezed his red screamer, before ramming it in tamanta
by Kevin June 19, 2006
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