kevin's definitions

bvvvga

The process by which a man crashes his vehicle due to staring at young scantily clad women walk down a sidewalk.

I had the worst bvvvga today. I need to focus on the road more often.

by Kevin July 22, 2004

Yawk

A gun,strap,pistol, especialy a Glock.

I got them yawk thangs.
Don't make me pull dem yawks.

by Kevin December 19, 2003

shagger

1. A player (someone who has allot of game)
2. Fucker

I am the ultimate shagger.

by Kevin December 23, 2003

tounge

to lick and suck on a girls boobs for pleasure.

i tounged my girl friends tities while we were doin it last night.

by kevin December 6, 2003

Voldy (or Voldie)

Harry Potter fan's pet-form (if you will) of Lord Voldemort, the villian of the series. Used in refering to the Dark Lord in a casual or capricious way, which we can do because we're not terrified of him like the wizarding world of the books is (no wizard in the books would dare utter the name "Voldy", because it would be the rough equivalent of calling Hitler "Hitley" or something---basically, it just wouldn't fly). Also probably used because "Voldy" is a lot shorter than "Voldemort".

Then we discover that he could have possibly been in Harry's place if Voldy would have marked him instead of Harry.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

jungle grundle

This is a condition similar to swamp ass; however, it refers more specifically to profusely sweating balls and taint rather than a sweaty ass crack. Also, the term swamp ass can easily be misconstrued to mean that you have crapped or sharted your pants.

Also, since the term grundle sounds so much like the character Grendel from the epic poem Beowulf, it makes the condition seem all the more beastly and woeful.

This term should probably only be applied to males.

After Denard and I moved my bed, dresser, entertainment center and lots of other stuff to my new third-floor apartment in 90 degree heat, we both had some pungent jungle grundle.

After playing basketball for two hours in the summer heat, my shorts and boxers were soaked, and I had some seriously smelly and wet jungle grundle.

by Kevin August 11, 2006

phat

a bad counter-strike player

ep^dvn killed fg-phat` with knife

by Kevin February 7, 2005