kevin's definitions

alice in chains

One of the most unique and original bands of all time; innovators of grunge rock

I used to think Nirvana was the shit, until I realized how fucking inferior in talent and performance they are to Alice In Chains.

by Kevin May 30, 2003

phat

a bad counter-strike player

ep^dvn killed fg-phat` with knife

by Kevin February 7, 2005

homogina

The ass of a homosexual male

Put it in my homogina

by Kevin November 28, 2004

chunged

When your face turns red after drinking alcohol.

Damn look at Andy. He's chunged!

by kevin September 6, 2003

votca

a drink that rob likes to have

rob go drink some votca

by Kevin January 6, 2004

hawthorne heights

this is bullshit and not true. "hawthorne heights is an fukin rad band.. not very well known but deserve to be.. its emo!!! but it is also screamo..."

1. hawthorne heights IS very well known
2. hawthorne heights is NOT emo
3. hawthorne heights is NOT screamo
4. hawthorne heights sucks

see definitions of screamo for a better explanation

sucks. teh suck. blowz. sux0rz. man hawthorne heights is the worst band since everclear

by kevin March 1, 2005

carnal knowledge

The euphamish the federal government uses for sex. Doesn't make sense unless you know what "carnal knowledge" is. Otherwise it seems like the government is defining rape as knowing something about females.

"Rape is the carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and against her will."

by Kevin July 14, 2008