kevin's definitions

Las Vegas

Here are just a few of the things you can do in Las Vegas that you'll regret later in life:

1. Get a tattoo.

2. Lose all your money at a casino.

3. Get kicked out of a casino.

4. Marry a Russian mail-order bride.

5. Get a soul patch that's actually made of someone's pubic hair.

6. Get AIDS or some other STD from a skanky whore.

And the list goes on and on.

by Kevin January 19, 2004

hippy

lazy, annoying, losers.

i dont want to work, i want to get high, but it's the governments fault i dont have a job.

by kevin February 16, 2004

dennamug

hella, a lot, very much

them new j's is tight dennamug

by kevin April 22, 2003

donkey dick

What Barb Desessa and Jean Strippoli and any other bitch teacher that teaches at St. Angelas has.

Holy Fuck, Susan has a donkey dick down to her damn ankles!

by kevin April 12, 2005

Scranus

See gooch

After the intense ping-pong match, my scranus was soaked.

by Kevin January 29, 2003

shiznizzlit

1. Total amazement
2. More intence than "shit" or "shiznizzle"

Holly Shiznizzlit,

by kevin August 20, 2003

Good Guy-Bad Guy parking

When another car is parked in a large parallel metered parking space and is some distance from the meter; you park closer to the meter such that it looks like the other person squeezed into your space, rather than that you squeezed into their space thereby forcing a policeman wielding parking tickets to determine who was the "good guy" and who was the "bad guy."

My good guy-bad guy parking worked. The other car got a ticket for parking illegally and I did not.

by Kevin October 11, 2003