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Peluch

noun: some one who partakes in the act of ejaculating in some one eles eye.
Bobby is a peluch because he just busted in Susans eye.
by Kevin February 28, 2004
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dirty noell

when ure w/ a girl and just take a dump on her chest
Baby we've been together for a while, how bout a dirty noell?
by kevin April 23, 2003
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Voldy (or Voldie)

Harry Potter fan's pet-form (if you will) of Lord Voldemort, the villian of the series. Used in refering to the Dark Lord in a casual or capricious way, which we can do because we're not terrified of him like the wizarding world of the books is (no wizard in the books would dare utter the name "Voldy", because it would be the rough equivalent of calling Hitler "Hitley" or something---basically, it just wouldn't fly). Also probably used because "Voldy" is a lot shorter than "Voldemort".
Then we discover that he could have possibly been in Harry's place if Voldy would have marked him instead of Harry.
by Kevin July 25, 2004
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jungle grundle

This is a condition similar to swamp ass; however, it refers more specifically to profusely sweating balls and taint rather than a sweaty ass crack. Also, the term swamp ass can easily be misconstrued to mean that you have crapped or sharted your pants.

Also, since the term grundle sounds so much like the character Grendel from the epic poem Beowulf, it makes the condition seem all the more beastly and woeful.

This term should probably only be applied to males.
After Denard and I moved my bed, dresser, entertainment center and lots of other stuff to my new third-floor apartment in 90 degree heat, we both had some pungent jungle grundle.

After playing basketball for two hours in the summer heat, my shorts and boxers were soaked, and I had some seriously smelly and wet jungle grundle.
by Kevin August 11, 2006
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phat

ep^dvn killed fg-phat` with knife
by Kevin February 7, 2005
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homogina

Put it in my homogina
by Kevin November 28, 2004
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SOS

Have you seen Summer of Sam??
by Kevin May 1, 2006
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