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lickalotapus

An animal rarely witnessed in nature who survives on one's vagina.
The lickalotapus had a pungent smell of fish.
by Kevin February 14, 2003
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honeymoon

It was the accepted practice in Babylonia 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which eventually came to be known as the honeymoon.
Credit - www.alaskanbeer.com
by Kevin May 26, 2005
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yetty

That's the last time I eat Taco Bell before a nine hour road trip; as a result I had to pull off the side of the road and yetty on the birm of the road.
by Kevin September 4, 2003
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day load

when you set aside a day to drink from morning until evening. It is best used when a day of the week, such as a Wednesday is set aside, rather than the weekend.
"We should both take off this Tuesday and do a day load!"
by Kevin June 19, 2006
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Voldy (or Voldie)

Harry Potter fan's pet-form (if you will) of Lord Voldemort, the villian of the series. Used in refering to the Dark Lord in a casual or capricious way, which we can do because we're not terrified of him like the wizarding world of the books is (no wizard in the books would dare utter the name "Voldy", because it would be the rough equivalent of calling Hitler "Hitley" or something---basically, it just wouldn't fly). Also probably used because "Voldy" is a lot shorter than "Voldemort".
Then we discover that he could have possibly been in Harry's place if Voldy would have marked him instead of Harry.
by Kevin July 25, 2004
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Good Guy-Bad Guy parking

When another car is parked in a large parallel metered parking space and is some distance from the meter; you park closer to the meter such that it looks like the other person squeezed into your space, rather than that you squeezed into their space thereby forcing a policeman wielding parking tickets to determine who was the "good guy" and who was the "bad guy."
My good guy-bad guy parking worked. The other car got a ticket for parking illegally and I did not.
by Kevin October 11, 2003
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phat

ep^dvn killed fg-phat` with knife
by Kevin February 7, 2005
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