kevin's definitions

shlep

noun.

A person who is incapable of performing even the most basic of tasks.

"Don't ask Joe for directions. He is a total shlep and will fuck it all to hell."

by kevin December 16, 2003

dallas green

guitar player/ backup singer for Alexisonfire. known for his emotional heartbreaking lyrics.

As Dallas Green once said :"sorry i didnt hear you, i was busy dying in the corner, those last three words destroyed ever inch of me yet you keep speaking."

by kevin July 29, 2004

Good Guy-Bad Guy parking

When another car is parked in a large parallel metered parking space and is some distance from the meter; you park closer to the meter such that it looks like the other person squeezed into your space, rather than that you squeezed into their space thereby forcing a policeman wielding parking tickets to determine who was the "good guy" and who was the "bad guy."

My good guy-bad guy parking worked. The other car got a ticket for parking illegally and I did not.

by Kevin October 11, 2003

jungle grundle

This is a condition similar to swamp ass; however, it refers more specifically to profusely sweating balls and taint rather than a sweaty ass crack. Also, the term swamp ass can easily be misconstrued to mean that you have crapped or sharted your pants.

Also, since the term grundle sounds so much like the character Grendel from the epic poem Beowulf, it makes the condition seem all the more beastly and woeful.

This term should probably only be applied to males.

After Denard and I moved my bed, dresser, entertainment center and lots of other stuff to my new third-floor apartment in 90 degree heat, we both had some pungent jungle grundle.

After playing basketball for two hours in the summer heat, my shorts and boxers were soaked, and I had some seriously smelly and wet jungle grundle.

by Kevin August 11, 2006

phat

a bad counter-strike player

ep^dvn killed fg-phat` with knife

by Kevin February 7, 2005

Rama Lama

A slang term to tell someone to go away, to "buzz" off. Used in moments of annoyment to tell some to go away and leave them in a state of confusion.
For example

Matt: "Hey man, ya wanna go outside?"
Kev: "Rama Lama"

by Kevin November 22, 2003

MTV

A shitty TV station (I use that term LOOSELY, as they can't even be called TV, they're that bad) that tries to dictate what is "cool" and what isn't by brainwashing the world's youth. They show only 2 hours of "music" at MOST (and it's all crap), and the rest of the time they show "reality" TV. What's so real about living in a $4 million mansion with nothing to worry about but 6 other whiny teenagers yelling over bullshit (the "Real" World)? They took all their good shows off the air (Beavis & Butthead, Celebrity Deathmatch, etc.) and their one good show (Jackass) belongs on Comedy Central.

by Kevin September 2, 2003