kevin's definitions

Bowneacide

When one attempts to jerk off soon after a prior release without giving the proper amount of down time.

Kevin was watching that favorite scene from that porn again when he committed boneacide.

by Kevin April 25, 2003

fuzzle butt

having an extreamly hairy ass. To the extent that you can not even sit down.

Oh crap I need to shave, I got massive fuzzle butt!

by Kevin April 14, 2003

wide-set vagina

A person that has a vagina that is really big and can fit two tampons in it.

Ben said that girl had a wide-set vagina.

by Kevin May 4, 2004

burnt weaner

When you wack off to hard and chafe your dick.

Dude, last night I jacked off so hard I got a burnt weaner.

by Kevin February 25, 2005

stooge

a dumb person

that guy is such a stoog

by kevin January 5, 2003

votca

a drink that rob likes to have

rob go drink some votca

by Kevin January 6, 2004

shlep

noun.

A person who is incapable of performing even the most basic of tasks.

"Don't ask Joe for directions. He is a total shlep and will fuck it all to hell."

by kevin December 16, 2003