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Tits

The two bouncy round objects on a woman's chest.
Holy, those TITS are HUGE!!
by Kevin April 11, 2003
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fak

any man who does a crazy dance in public to entertain friends. Secondary usage: To get a certian yawah all pumped up when she is just trying to sit on her couch. (May or may not be accompanyed by a fly-away.)
Fak! Look Matt! Look at Fak go!!
by kevin March 25, 2004
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c3v

aka c³v is the act of repeating the sequence control c, control v while working with computer data such as jobs done by data entry professionals.

Commonly known as the repeatitive copy and pasting from one screen to the next.
Dude, I hate doing C3V updates. They suck so much.

or

"OMG I LOVE C3V UPDATES SO MUCH!"
by Kevin April 6, 2004
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red screamer

red shiny cock usually held at the base, found in "hustler" magazines. EEEEEEEEPPPP
he squeezed his red screamer, before ramming it in tamanta
by Kevin June 19, 2006
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f bomb

The "f word"
Al Pacino dropped 182 f bombs in Scarface
by Kevin June 8, 2003
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Voldy (or Voldie)

Harry Potter fan's pet-form (if you will) of Lord Voldemort, the villian of the series. Used in refering to the Dark Lord in a casual or capricious way, which we can do because we're not terrified of him like the wizarding world of the books is (no wizard in the books would dare utter the name "Voldy", because it would be the rough equivalent of calling Hitler "Hitley" or something---basically, it just wouldn't fly). Also probably used because "Voldy" is a lot shorter than "Voldemort".
Then we discover that he could have possibly been in Harry's place if Voldy would have marked him instead of Harry.
by Kevin July 25, 2004
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jungle grundle

This is a condition similar to swamp ass; however, it refers more specifically to profusely sweating balls and taint rather than a sweaty ass crack. Also, the term swamp ass can easily be misconstrued to mean that you have crapped or sharted your pants.

Also, since the term grundle sounds so much like the character Grendel from the epic poem Beowulf, it makes the condition seem all the more beastly and woeful.

This term should probably only be applied to males.
After Denard and I moved my bed, dresser, entertainment center and lots of other stuff to my new third-floor apartment in 90 degree heat, we both had some pungent jungle grundle.

After playing basketball for two hours in the summer heat, my shorts and boxers were soaked, and I had some seriously smelly and wet jungle grundle.
by Kevin August 11, 2006
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