kelley's definitions

mancake

1)a cake or pastry baked by a male

2)an attractive, preferably slightly thick male

I'm hungry for mancake

by kelley April 20, 2004

ncmos

non-commital make out sessions. Almost like a one night stand, but without the actual penetration.

one night stands are too iffy, so I'll go out and get me a ncmo tonight.

by Kelley March 20, 2004

BDS

Bang Dem Shits. Carpentry slang for "pound some nails".

We are behind schedule so we really gotta go bang dem shits today.

by Kelley March 20, 2004

Agent Smith

1. (adj.)A real hard-nosed badass
2. (adj.) A 'suit' - someone who dresses in a black suit on a regular basis
3. (adj. plural) A collection of black-suited clones that gather together ie: On the train, at work, in a Starbucks, on a sidewalk.

1. That Agent Smith of a copper bloody took my bag away! It was only enough to roll one!
2. That Agent Smith over there is looking at you. Pity about the sunglasses.
3. Look at those bloody Agent Smiths walking into work. Good thing I'm on the dole.

by Kelley December 10, 2003

saru

Really Saro, but Saro's actually a word.
How uncool is that?
Saro's cool, and he made up the Spanfrussiscwelshoslovakian in my profile.
Also a puppy.

"How much is that Saro in the window? The one with the waggily tail?"

by Kelley April 10, 2004

CTG

A huge giraffe.
Hates people who spell it without the periods, WHOOPS.
He's crazy and psycho, but awesomely cool.
Has a mean streak, but can be nice.

"Please do not feed the CTGs, they are known to attack."

by Kelley April 9, 2004

Panda-mandy

A guy who likes pie a bit too much.
He's insane and superly cool.

Comes from me.

A person who is Panda, would say something like:
"Oh...Sweet pie....Why have you forsaken me, in your crust forsaken me...? Why....? Oh....Pie...."

by Kelley April 9, 2004