kelley's definitions

saru

Really Saro, but Saro's actually a word.
How uncool is that?
Saro's cool, and he made up the Spanfrussiscwelshoslovakian in my profile.
Also a puppy.

"How much is that Saro in the window? The one with the waggily tail?"

by Kelley April 10, 2004

ncmos

non-commital make out sessions. Almost like a one night stand, but without the actual penetration.

one night stands are too iffy, so I'll go out and get me a ncmo tonight.

by Kelley March 20, 2004

mancake

1)a cake or pastry baked by a male

2)an attractive, preferably slightly thick male

I'm hungry for mancake

by kelley April 20, 2004

BDS

Bang Dem Shits. Carpentry slang for "pound some nails".

We are behind schedule so we really gotta go bang dem shits today.

by Kelley March 20, 2004

Reiky-Eiko

Wow, he's cool.
Sleek and cunning, and VERY SILENT.
Damn you, talk =(
Things are bad in his life, but he's very optimistic.
What a cool guy.
Also the sound dolphins make.

Comes from me.

"Wow, he's suave, what an Eiko"

by Kelley April 9, 2004

friends with benefits

This is another word for a Booty Call. Usually 1 person ends up getting hurt (the female) because her feelings become involved. Its rare for the man to get hurt because most men dont confuse feelings with sex like us women do. If you think you can accept this type of relationship thinking it will evolve into something more later, you are wrong! Expect alot of CLOSING TIME calls. That means the bar is closed and he didnt find anything better so he calls you for booty.

Few and far in between phone calls, usually late at night, and secretive.

by Kelley January 27, 2004

CTG

A huge giraffe.
Hates people who spell it without the periods, WHOOPS.
He's crazy and psycho, but awesomely cool.
Has a mean streak, but can be nice.

"Please do not feed the CTGs, they are known to attack."

by Kelley April 9, 2004