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chip the keeper

a term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish that is one of many to employ varying degrees/types of sexual acts involving snack food (Doritos, Fritos, etc.), the most popular of which - in this particular ftish act - are "Lay's Rippled Potato Chips." Often, a "Chip Fetishist" - or Chipisht, as they call themselves - will crumble Lay's Potato Chip products over the body of one's lover and the two people will proceed to rub their bodies together until their skin reaches an optimal oily texture. The secreted scent of the Lay's Potato Chip is considered an aphrodisiac by Chipishts. This particular action is called 'chipping the keeper.'
Tonight, babe, we should chip the keeper. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.
by kdawg April 10, 2003
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Bitchtane

Often used as an insult or more commonly a guesture of welcome.
1.) You fucking bitchtane, yur done.
2.) Bitchtaneeee! what's up???
by Kdawg March 13, 2003
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penny saver

1.An attribute most commonly found in minorities, specifically, among the jewish community. Also, found in various asians.
The jewish banker spotted what seemed to be a penny in the goatse man ; he was not ashamed to pull it out and keep it for himself.
by KDAWG April 15, 2005
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pesk

1) v. To annoy; to agitate. Other forms: pesking, very pesked.

2) Mocking other people by calling them stupid, a moron, laughing at them, and sometimes offending them with words such as f***, s***, b****, etc.

3) Hurting someone's own pride.
1) Brandon, your starting to pesk me!

2) Tony, watch your language before the whole world finds out that you pesk people and they'll end up hating you!

3) Sam, stop pesking me!
by Kdawg September 29, 2005
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kondo

Nepalese Slang for ass
She has a big kondo (ass)
by KDawg May 20, 2004
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leah dizon

Hottest babe in the import modeling scene! Sooooooo beautiful.
Leah Dizon, we should get married, right now, and we can adopt if you wish to retain your beauty forever.
by KDAWG April 15, 2005
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candyflip

To candyflip, a verb. The original Manchester term used for eating E and LSD at the same time, referencing the candy "e" giving you sweet feelings and the LSD *flipping your punk ass out!*
When we went to those raves back in '90 and '91, a lot of people were candyflipping. The music was really fun to dance to and there weren't all these candy ravers and etards then.
by KDawg July 11, 2004
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