a dumbass machine that is incredible fun to tease and annoy and wear out. While doing that it is also fun to ask it out and see what is says
smarterchild: you ought to wash your mouth out with soap
smarterchild: got anything better then that?
smarterchild: this is what you do with your time? abuse your computer.
user:will you go out with me?
smarterchild:i dont think thats possible
smarterchild:I dont think your parents would allow it
user:I think they would
smarterchild:i dont beleive you