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1 definition by kappin klingon sir maam

 
1.
the act of having placed a fecal turd in an oriface of a female.

also see spacedocking and captain kirk
William Shatner after she came before he did. This big bang ended in a nebula that entered her black hole which caused a time warp and a rift in the cuntinuum and unfortunately

2 days later she gave birth to a son and a klingon and named them both james brown
by kappin klingon sir maam May 14, 2008