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4 definitions by justin merk

 
1.
The best and most original band in the world. This band does not fall under any category of music. They are their own stuff. The music they make is so fucking crazy it makes you want to jiz your pants. After the break up of the band At the Drive-in, mars volta was born. And what a wonderful thing that was.
-Hey bud, whats that stain on your pants?
-Oh shit, I must of been listening to Mars Volta.
by Justin Merk January 20, 2004
 
2.
Its a plane! Its a super woman! NO, It's Tiphanee!
by Justin Merk January 20, 2004
 
3.
See black kid
no examples offered for this race of humans.
by justin merk January 20, 2004
 
4.
An adjective that describes how kickass something is. Something that is hot shit or even a hot cake can also be identified as hainus. People who are hainus are people who kickass.
-dude your mom is hot
-so, yours is hainus!
-oohh....
by Justin Merk January 20, 2004