people who's bodies are amazingly, crazily flexible. so if you ever see someone twisted in ways that no human could possibly do successfully, they are most likely contortionists.
>"They do it in the washing machine."
>>"No being of mankind could ever get their bodies into that tiny machine with another body and go at it."
>"Not if they're both contortionists."
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