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84 definitions by jsd96321

 
36.
A male with barely enough brain function to pump blood to keep his penis alive.
A means of transportation for an erection .
A very stupid male who's only reason for existing is to knock up bimbos.
A porn actor.
Kevin Federline.
Sally: " Did you hear? Susie got knocked up!"
Betty: " Which one of her brain dead dick life support boyfriends did it?"
Sally: " The one that looks like Kfed."
Betty: " It is amazing he can muster the brain power to get an erection."
by jsd96321 January 07, 2012
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37.
An impolite phrase thrown at someone who stumbles and trips
all over people at a bar or social gathering.
An implication that someone is blind because of their inability
to walk in a straight forward manner.
Something you tell to a person that has trouble keeping or
getting friends.
Advice given to an ugly girl who wants to catch a man.
Dude at bar: "If Tyrone doesn't quit tripping over me I'm going to kick his ass."
Waitress: "Tyrone drinks till he's blind, he needs to get a dog."
by jsd96321 January 06, 2012
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38.
Any hot girl on Disney or Nickelodean.
I've got a great weekend planned of watching hot jailbait
on Disney.
by jsd96321 December 27, 2011
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39.
Someone who can ruin a good time.
A person who will turn something pleasureable into something
painful.
A person when attempting to give a blow job bites down on the dick.
Someone who will intentionally bite down hard on the dick to get out of giving a blow job.
To totally destroy a good moment.
"Dude this could have been the greatest night of our lives! You just had to be a total cockbiter and ruin it for everyone!"
by jsd96321 October 22, 2011
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40.
A utterance of disgust, shame, embarassment and disappoinment.
Make me cry is fuck me to tears for polite company.
See fuck me to tears.
Oh, make me cry! I missed desperate housewives again.
by jsd96321 May 28, 2011
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41.
A line in the Clint Eastwood movie High Plains Drifter.
The outlaw comes back to town to claim his girlfriend and get
even with the town for having to go to jail. When he learns his
girlfriend had a new bed partner during his absence he confronts her. She claims to have been true and crying for him.
He comes back with "Yeah you were crying, lieing in his bed humping and crying, humping and a crying."
Bob: "Dude I heard you've been banging Dave's girl while he's been gone!"
Sam: "Yeah she still misses him, she lays in my bed humping and crying."
by jsd96321 December 30, 2012
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42.
A person raised by bible thumping religious fanatics who is incapable of creating a complete sentence without using the words "jesus", "god", "sinner", "salvation," or "amen."

An unbalanced individual who speaks of jesus in such an intimate manner that it becomes uncomfortable to the point you want to vomit then they show you thier jesus tattoo.

A coworker who feels he is ordained by god to leave religious material in the bathrooms, lunchroom, the bulletin boards and your desk.

The cute girl at work that you at one time you briefly considered joining her church in hopes of banging her but decided it would be too wierd to hear her screaming for jesus while you do her. Whose desk looks like an altar and ends every sentence with the phrase "jesus loves you!"

The creepy neighbor who waits for you too come home every day so they can tell you they spent the day praying for your salvation and that your girlfriend is a wanton slut who sleeps in satan's bed.
Office worker 1: "Who put all the religious crap all over the bathroom?"
Office worker 2: "That's Justin's doing, the creepy guy from the mail room with the jesus tattoo."
Office worker 1: "I should kick his ass!"
Office worker 2: "It would not do any good, he would just ask god to forgive you, he's a jesus retard."
by jsd96321 October 20, 2012
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