84 definitions by jsd96321

A person raised by bible thumping religious fanatics who is incapable of creating a complete sentence without using the words "jesus", "god", "sinner", "salvation," or "amen."

An unbalanced individual who speaks of jesus in such an intimate manner that it becomes uncomfortable to the point you want to vomit then they show you thier jesus tattoo.

A coworker who feels he is ordained by god to leave religious material in the bathrooms, lunchroom, the bulletin boards and your desk.

The cute girl at work that you at one time you briefly considered joining her church in hopes of banging her but decided it would be too wierd to hear her screaming for jesus while you do her. Whose desk looks like an altar and ends every sentence with the phrase "jesus loves you!"

The creepy neighbor who waits for you too come home every day so they can tell you they spent the day praying for your salvation and that your girlfriend is a wanton slut who sleeps in satan's bed.
Office worker 1: "Who put all the religious crap all over the bathroom?"
Office worker 2: "That's Justin's doing, the creepy guy from the mail room with the jesus tattoo."
Office worker 1: "I should kick his ass!"
Office worker 2: "It would not do any good, he would just ask god to forgive you, he's a jesus retard."
by jsd96321 October 20, 2012
In the movies when a bad person sacrifices himself to save others it is said that he has purchased his ticket to heaven.

The last minute self sacrifice to protect an innocent from an untimely death with no hesitation or concern for your own well being is to earn a ticket to heaven.
The bad guy took a bullet to save the girl thus buying his ticket to heaven.
by jsd96321 February 12, 2012
Someone too stupid to tell what's real and what's not.
Someone who believes everything is factual that they see on reality TV shows.
Someone who believes what they see on History Channel is fake and E! is real.
A person of low intelligence who lives in a fantasy world.
My reality retard sister can't get enough of the reality shows.
by jsd96321 February 03, 2012
A closet homosexual male who had sex with females but will attempt to slip into her rectum pretending not to know he has done it.
An openly homosexual male who is always in search of an available butthole.
A pervert who loves the feel, taste and smell of a butthole.
A predator who rapes anally.
Ass fucker.
"Watch your asses boys, the butt bandit is back in town.
by jsd96321 January 18, 2012
A wildlife recreation area in Kentucky south of Cincinnati, Ohio. A tourist attraction.
A nick name for a city park in Cincinnati where homosexual prostitutes gather to ply their trade.
Another tourist attraction.
Bob: "I'm going to take the kids to Big Bone Lick State Park this
weekend."
Sam: "Don't you think your sons are a little young for a blow job?"
by jsd96321 January 13, 2012
Kim Kardashian.
Eric Cartman.
Any person with a large unattractive rear end.
A painfully honest description of an oversized butt.
Not quite wide load, but getting close.
Kim Kardashian's fat ass has gotten so huge!
by jsd96321 January 13, 2012
A female who is less than desireable in looks or personality
but will give it up without much effort on your part.
A woman that will make do during a dry spell.
Any old port in the storm.
A warm place to put it.
Emergency snatch, emergency pussy, emergency twat,
whatever you can find when your dick is harder than times
in '29.
I am so horny I may have to resort to some emergency cunt.
by jsd96321 January 11, 2012

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