jpe's definitions

racetracks

During fellatio her two front teeth rub against the shaft thus leaving racetracks on your penis. Painful. Very common from girls who are inexperienced and/or have dialups.

She was giving me head and left racetracks.

by JPE May 12, 2004

dialups

Very thin lips not good for fellatio. The opposite of DSLs. Usually leaves racetracks.

She's got some dialups.

by JPE May 12, 2004

ICMP

Internet Control Message Protocol. Used to handle error and control messages.

Ping sends an ICMP request packet.

by JPE May 12, 2004

kegerator

A fridge modified to contain a keg and dispense beer. What's needed: old fridge, drill, tap, facuet, hose, CO2 tank, CO2 regulatior, and a keg. A quality home improvement for the weekend warrior.

I have a kegraider in the garage.

by JPE May 12, 2004

polyratings

A website where Cal Poly students can rate their professors. It's oper source for other schools to use. www.polyratings.com.

That prof has horrible polyratings.
Check out polyratings before you register.

by JPE May 12, 2004

while loop

A loop used in programming languages. The statement is executed until the expression is zero.

while(expression)
statement

while(sober)
beer++;

by JPE May 12, 2004

NetPRL

Network Performance Research Lab. Located at Cal Poly State University dedicated to further research in computer network performance. NetPRL is a joint lab between the Computer Science, Computer Enginnering and Electrical Engineering programs. The lab is currently used by eleven graduate and undergraduate students working on their masters thesis or senior project.

I'm in the NetPRL lab.
The NetPRL group rocks.
Software side!

by JPE May 12, 2004