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23 definitions by jpabaloni

 
8.
Jonny Quest is a 10 or 11 year old blond haired boy who likes to go on Adventures... Hence the name of the famous cartoon show: (The Adventures of Jonny Quest) was a science fiction American animated television series produced by Hanna-Barbera Productions, and created and designed by comic book artist Doug Wildey, about the adventures of a young boy who accompanies his father on extraordinary adventures.

Jonny Quest does his adventures with an indian friend who wears a jewelled turban and Nehru jacket named Hadji. They have a white french bulldog named Bandit who gets them in trouble all the time.
-Logan: Hey what is JQ?
-John: It is the abbreviations for Jonny Quest the name I gave my penis.
-Logan: Why did you name your scrumdidilyumtious that?
-John: Because he likes to go on adventures and he has a dark friend and a light friend named Hadji and Bandit.
-Logan: What does Hadji and Bandit have to do with your penis being named Jonny Quest?
-John: One of my testicles is a dark color while the other is a light color and tends to get me in trouble.
by jpabaloni April 12, 2007
 
9.
what happens after you see a hot female and then a really ugly female.

your penis becomes erect (when seeing a hot lady) and then curls like a monkey's tail (hence the name) when it sees a repulsive ugly women.

if the woman is ugly enough, your penis will assume the monkey tail position and never ever creep back out into the world as a regular working penis again. It happened to me and I sued the woman for being ugly.
My little johnny bravo became quite a flagpole when I saw the hot mom. Then her terribly ugly daughter came into view and the party in my pants was over. My penis had curled up like a monkey tail in a matter of seconds.
by jpabaloni November 21, 2006
 
10.
The month after No Shave November when you shave EVERYTHING but your dirty little mexi stache.
AKA (Mustache), (Moustache) or (Moustachio)

Italians and Spanish people (dirty little greaseballs),
and people named Ben have the best dirty staches and usually prevail as the winners of Dirty Stache December.

I am Italian and Ben, well Ben is just himself.
We have the best, most filthy mustaches and always compete against each other when Dirty Stache December comes around.
My mustache attracts girls because I am Italian and can give good mustache-rides. Ben just has a greasy mexi-stache and is gay. (so the girls avoid him)
by jpabaloni November 20, 2006
 
11.
The name of Jonny Quest's and Hadji's little white french puppy bulldog. This dog bites and is quite the little bitch. He gets Jonny Quest and his adventure team in trouble often and urinates on Hadji's jewelled turban probably because he is an Indian. Still, Bandit is a pretty awesome name for a dog. Bowser and Snoogle are two other awesome dog names.
-Lee: What should I name my new french bulldog?
-John: Name it Bandit like Jonny Quest's dog, or Bowser because your dog is a beast and that is just a kickass name.
-Russell: Hey you should name it Snoogle because it is a warm and cuddly puppy.
-Lee: Yo Russell, you might just be the gayest person I know.
by jpabaloni April 12, 2007
 
12.
1. When a guy ties a girl's feet to a tree limb, and spins her upside down, while she sucks his penis. After she is done the guy yells: "BOOM SUCKA!!". A squirrel may also just happen to be in attendance while this action is performed.

2. When a girl eats a polish sausage with nuts.

3. A squirrel residing in Poland or of Polish descent.

4. When you run over a squirrel in Poland in your car while your girlfriend is sucking your penis.
1. Jacob left his girlfriend hanging from the tree after she gave him a bad polish squirrel, but he still yelled: BOOM SUCKA! and then he punched her in the face.

2. Maria loved the way her polish sausage slid down her throat and exclaimed that she was not a polish squirrel virgin anymore.

3. Little Johnny saw a polish squirrel on tv and now he wants one to play with.

4. Poland had the highest rate of fatal polish squirrel
accidents last year, leaving about 1 million infant baby polish squirrels motherless. AND about 1 million polish men happy.
by jpabaloni August 16, 2006
 
13.
A threatening question inquiring a scuffle or fight which may break out into a large scale brawl or war.
Douchebag1: Hey. Fuck you buddy.
Douchebag2: Don't you stare at him.
Ben: You wanna sit on the ground?, chief?
by jpabaloni December 02, 2006
 
14.
Word used in place of Fuck, Shit, Damn

used just like pooper scooper is used.
Jacob exclaimed, "shitskys" as he jumped up and down excitedly after losing an arm in the jousting tournament.
by jpabaloni November 21, 2006