Definitions by joseph p rocdurgirl

Premature pinch 

when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..
(see: sideways schmere)

you get it...abcedefghijklmnop

Premature pinch by joseph p rocdurgirl March 24, 2005

Sideways Schmere 

when you pinch your ass too early and you get messy shit in your crack.
see: Premature pinch

helpful hint: dip toilet paper in toilet to get wet...continue wiping as needed

Sideways Schmere by joseph p rocdurgirl March 24, 2005