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2 definitions by joseph p rocdurgirl

 
1.
when you are taking a shit and you want to keep letting it go, but your asshole clenches and you get a plop and a messy wipe..
(see: sideways schmere)
you get it...abcedefghijklmnop
by joseph p rocdurgirl March 24, 2005
 
2.
when you pinch your ass too early and you get messy shit in your crack.
see: Premature pinch
helpful hint: dip toilet paper in toilet to get wet...continue wiping as needed
by joseph p rocdurgirl March 24, 2005