jose cuervo's definitions

Dirty Juarez

When you are ball deep in a girls mouth and your coolo slips out a fart on her chin.

I was touching her tonsils with Pepe, then she got a Dirty Juarez.

by Jose Cuervo November 3, 2018

e-alphabet

The order of letter that appear on most standard Keyboards throughout the United States. Starting in the upper left hand cornor with Q and ending in the lower left with M.

QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM

Fuck ABC, its the 21st century, QWE will prevail. Long live the E-Alphabet!

by Jose Cuervo February 24, 2007

supermans twin

Someone that plays a sport with heart. Someone who plays with power. Started by bay area rapper D.A.G.

-"mike flys to the ball like he was supermans twin" -taft soccer by. D.A.G.

-did u see that guy playing football today, he was running people over like if he was supermans twin.

by jose cuervo September 23, 2008