1 definition by jordan kiss myass

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When a sexy ass female looks extra good in dem tight jeans... and u wanna get in those jeans then you tell her "shorty is a ten" to make her have sex with you
"Jordan, shorty is A TEN!" austin says.. "i know lets fuck" says jordan
by jordan kiss myass January 09, 2008

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