47 definitions by jondich

A Ted Talk

A person that lectures or rambles continuously about their life or supposed subject of expertise.

Is she done having a ted talk, we want to checkout our items

by jondich May 5, 2022

Distorted Reality

People believing events occurred or things existed in history when things were proven not have happen. Ex: Mandela Effect, Einstein's Theory of Relativity

He must have a distorted reality because Nelson Mandela did not die in prison during the 1980's

by jondich January 8, 2021

Bounced Out

Getting fired from or walked out on an job

Jim got bounced out from his cashiering job at Target for repeat no-shows.

by jondich August 20, 2016

Legend in their own pants

A person who believes they have a big dick or twat while projecting a false reality of grandeur or self-importance on to others.

Some people are a legend in their own pants because they tell people they live the high life while living in a dump.

by jondich July 4, 2020

propane sexual

A person who obsesses over gas grills and propane accessories. Typically Rednecks or Outdoor Wannabes

He is a propane sexual. How many gas grills does he have?

by jondich October 6, 2017