47 definitions by jondich

Play With His Amusement Park

A person is generally a male who masturbates or obsesses about masturbation

I saw an older guy with a corvette in a handicap spot without a tag waiting for his son to go get his viagra prescription, so he can play with his amusement park.

by jondich September 4, 2021

A candidate that campaigns for an elected office virtually or only based out of their house.

There is a candidate that cementroots campaigning for a city council seat by holding virtual townhalls instead of engaging the public.

by jondich September 24, 2020

by jondich February 12, 2020

Two or more people talking to each other while blocking a heavy traffic area like a retail store aisle or parking lot.

Can they break up their social square, so people can get their stuff and go?

by jondich July 29, 2020

When people and/or organizations fight over responsibilities or ownership of a situation or duty

Two District Attorneys are jurisdiction pud-pulling over this murder rather than solving the crime.

by jondich February 29, 2020

A adult-women who acts immaturely and/or idolizes childhood products or hobbies

This lady is a broadchild because she should not be playing with legos at 35 years old.

by jondich February 29, 2020

People or Institutions that are trying to outcompete each other in achieving ESG or DEI goals.

Silicon Valley Bank's leadership went on a woke quest in their investments before they collapsed.

by jondich March 20, 2023