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An uncommon smeared rock, and the namesake of famed "tectonic" DJ and wine specialist, DJ MYLONITE. Mylonite is commonly associated with suture zones and forms only at high temperature and pressure accounting for its psychedelic appearance and making it a perfect analogy for the clubbing experience of the "over forty" crowd
That's tight mylonite: followed by speaker being swallowed between two plates colliding, and then subsequently being metamorphosed to a thin layer of hi-grade coal.
by jokylhaup April 25, 2010

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