22 definitions by jokingkong

When your mother cuts a loud fart.
Mrs. B. tried blaming the family dog when she cut a mom fart but everyone at the table knew it was her.
by jokingkong January 15, 2011
A Syfy channel television show about a group of ghost hunters called The Atlantic Paranormal Society, and led by a couple of frauds named Jason and Grant.
"Did you see the fake ghost footage the ghost hunters tried passing off last night, them frauds hit an all time low!"
by jokingkong November 01, 2009
To masturbate while imagining having sex with a family member.
George would incesturbate daily during and after peeping in on his mother while she bathed.
by jokingkong January 15, 2011
to masturbate while watching one's mother dress or shower, or while looking at nude photos of her.
Todd couldn't help but momsturbate after finding naked photo's of his mother in his fathers dresser drawer.
by jokingkong November 04, 2009
a large snot that's eaten.
The entire class seen the boy picking his nose and eating the gummybears he found inside.
by jokingkong November 04, 2009
a small erect penis.
Brandi loved it when her friend Bobby showed her his stiffy splink.
by jokingkong November 04, 2009
a very thinly rolled marijuana joint.
"Yo dude... you think you put enough weed in that ass picker you rolled?"
by jokingkong November 04, 2009
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