10 definitions by johnnybrasco
Undoubtedly the defining indie band of the 2010’s - Matty Healy’s unhinged, provocative and witty lyricism coupled with his and George’s stellar production results in an inexplicable sensation of pure bliss. It’s also important to mention the brilliance of Adam’s guitar licks, and Ross’ funkadelic bass lines. In spite of the band’s undeniable excellence, they are widely misunderstood, and without close examination, Matty’s lyrics can often be seen as pretentious spiel, despite being some of the most earnest and sincere writing ever heard by humanity. Long live The 1975.
Cayden: Mate, have you heard the 1975’s new album; Being Funny in a Foreign Language?
Sam: Yes boss! It’s fucking brilliant - Happiness is honestly one of the most uplifting and beautifully composed numbers I have ever heard!
Sam: Yes boss! It’s fucking brilliant - Happiness is honestly one of the most uplifting and beautifully composed numbers I have ever heard!
by johnnybrasco August 22, 2023
An extremely large prison in Wellingborough, which happens to be one of the most expansive, as well as controversial and mysterious prisons in history, surrounded by scepticism alongside conspiracy theories, such as the prison being run by the Illuminati, used as a stronghold and base of operations, which is also used to either hold those they deem as threats, or individuals of high importance. Other theories suggest that the prison is purely a incarceration device, for those who are unvaccinated.
Reece: Fam, have you seen the size of HMP Five Wells?
Keeton: Yeah bro, as long as the feds don’t find out about the Hemmingwell operations I won’t end up there…
Reece: I’ve heard it’s actually an Illuminati base if operations though fam?
Keeton: shh fam, no one’s meant to know.
Keeton: Yeah bro, as long as the feds don’t find out about the Hemmingwell operations I won’t end up there…
Reece: I’ve heard it’s actually an Illuminati base if operations though fam?
Keeton: shh fam, no one’s meant to know.
by johnnybrasco January 8, 2022
A suburban village in Wellingborough, England, with basically nothing to do, not even a local Co-Op, except from a park which doesn't even have a skate park. Also, the crime rate is pretty high for such a small village.
by johnnybrasco January 27, 2019