47 definitions by john stromboli

roombate

A portmanteau of roomba and roomate. Basically someone who gamers would call normal and what other people would call lonely. A person who only has his technology to be there with him. And tbh, can't really blame 'em. I mean, who else wouldn't want to basically have a threesome with their computer and gamer chair?

roombate

by john stromboli April 14, 2021

tygvqwerasdfzxcuiophjklbnm

When you are so bored you make a border in the middle of the keyboard and then type all the letters in the two sections you just made

tygvqwerasdfzxcuiophjklbnm

by john stromboli December 29, 2022

Luci

The coolest character from Matt Groening's Disenchantment.

Luci is awesome

by john stromboli September 7, 2020

God's body count

Something very surprising. Compare it with Satan's and you'll worship him soon.

God's body count is higher than Satan's.

by john stromboli January 10, 2021

poompeii

A crap so massive it can't even fit in the toilet without snaking like a coil.

Guy: Hurry up!
Other Guy: Hold on bro, calm down!
Guy: I'M GONNA MAKE A POOMPEII IF YOU DON'T HURRY UP!

by john stromboli June 30, 2020

disp

Short for dispenser. Used in Team Fortress 2.

Joel: this dumb Spy keeps sapping my disp

by john stromboli October 27, 2020

master woog

Master Oogway but translated from Pig Latin to English

Master woog

by john stromboli August 5, 2022