23 definitions by john really brown

logarithm

mathmatical process by which a shit/corn ratio is aquired. it is devised from taking the amount of corn in your shit and dividing it by the total mass of your log, including water content and multiplying by 100. is expressed in units called nibblets. my corn ratio is 22 niblets some days.

shannon- hey i am eating corn
tim- maybe you will shit some out
dan- ill get my calculator so we can logarithm afterwards.

by john really brown July 9, 2006

johnson and johnson

1) a company
2) two bigs dicks
3) two long dongs

johnson and johnson makes medicine

there are two falus hence there is johnson and johnson

by john really brown December 7, 2006