5 definitions by john johnson

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A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a womans eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!
That bitch pissed me off, so I made her into a crippled pirate
by john johnson June 14, 2006

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KNA
short-form of knanaya. formed in ad 345, endogamatic principals enforced.form of catholicisms.
i am knanaya or "kna"
by john johnson March 27, 2005

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a busted ass house
thats why you live in a one room shack you poor peice of trash
by john johnson June 01, 2004

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KNA
short-form of knanaya. formed in ad 345, endogamatic principals enforced.form of catholicism
i am knanaya or "kna".
by john johnson March 27, 2005

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the police, 5-0, the law
run here comes the hook
by john johnson May 27, 2004

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