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John Cena is a current WWE superstar. He reappeared at 2008's Royal Rumble as entrant 30, and won. Despite his history of sex offense, domestic abuse, drug use, and peeping tom-ism, he remains ontop of his game. He defeats opponents with butt sex until they submit.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008
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by Joey Orgler 3 August 24, 2008
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by Joey Orgler 3 May 7, 2008
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by Joey Orgler 3 February 8, 2008
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by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008
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