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Jenkem

A highly hallucinogenic drug which results from huffing the fumes of your own fermented fecal matter. Users claim it gives an incredible rush, and that the taste of poo only lasts for a month.
The 70's was pot. The 80's was cocaine. The 90's had meth. Jenkem is now!!!
by Joey Orgler 3 May 7, 2008
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gremlin taco

A sexual maneuver in which a live gremlin is stretched around the man's penis, as a condom, and then plunged into the depths of another man's butt.
Buford gave me a gremlin taco to remember.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 7, 2008
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Eighth Street Ballers

A violent, Chicago-based street gang that promotes brotherly love and the murder of its enemies. They deal mainly with the traffic of illegal drugs such as Jenkem. Customarily, they Optimize their victims before mugging them. Members can be recognized by the petrified fetuses they wear as jewelry.

Currently, they are engaged in a turf war with the Robo Bros.
Dontrell was claiming Eighth Street Ballers, so I gave him a buck fifty.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 4, 2008
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UFO Porno

This was an incredibly successful, albeit controversial pornographic film which surfaced on the internet in early 2007. It alleges to depict actual extraterrestrial beings engaging in sexual activity. Skeptics claim the beings are not genuine, but that their 13 inch penises are.
I just got done watching UFO Porno, and I must say, it was quite the adventure.
by Joey Orgler 3 February 8, 2008
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The Chubacabras

A very well known Latino street gang formed back in the middel to late 60's in Harlem. Since then, their numbers have grown and they've spread to Chicago, Illinois. There, they battle for premium Jenkem dealing street corners with the Eighth Street Ballers and the Robo Bros. They can be identified with their massive erections which they use to cock slap passers by. Their calling card is a Jalapeno pepper left at the scene of their various crimes.
Damn man, i had to stck a fuckin' chili pep'a up my fucking pee hole to get into the fuckin' The Chubacabras.... damn is my pee hole sore!
by Joey Orgler 3 May 7, 2008
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