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2 definitions by joesmoe

 
1.
A guy who is awesomely cool, and perfect in every way. Flowers bloom where he walks, and people pay him just to look at them.
"Hey, is that God's brother? Nope, it's Jacob."
by joesmoe February 28, 2007
 
2.
Wiping your ass with kleenex after a taking a big shit and wiping with regular tiolet paper.
After being fucked in the ass and taking a giant dump, the sorority girl made sure to finish her wiping with a vanity wipe.
by Joesmoe April 16, 2007