joel's definitions

Thump Day

Mondays as opposed to hump day Wednesdays.

It's fricken thump day; can't wait till hump day!

by Joel March 9, 2005

Depends

A specialised type of pad used by elderly women in case of bladder leakage.

An example of one of the commercials :

Dolores: Fack Edna, I'm pissing like a racehorse!

Edna: Well grab yourself some Depends, bitch! We gotta go get all up in that at the club!

Dolores: Fo real!

by Joel April 13, 2005

ronchu

Something you'd see in a French comic book, instead of the English "Zzz," which designates that a character is sleeping.

If Garfield moved to Paris, he would no longer "Zzz" while he slept, he would most definately "Ronchu."

by Joel April 11, 2005

5 second rule

Any food that has fallen on the ground is allowed a maximum of 5 seconds before it is left as trash.

Well...I picked up this banana before it was on the ground for longer than 5 seconds. That's the 5 second rule.

by Joel July 9, 2004

witiebaca

a wigger that acts more black then black people

wow that kids a witiebaca

by joel October 2, 2003

Dollas!

This should be said whenever something good happens, such as making a three-pointer in basketball, or talking about money.

Billy hit's a three and shouts out: "Dollas!"

by Joel July 9, 2004

dolch

when you feel like you need to fart, but when you do, you shit your pants

Wozny dolched his pants!

by Joel February 21, 2003