joel's definitions

md 20/20

An inexpensive wine. Less than 4 dollars a bottle.

Wow, kiwi-lemon MD-20 20 tastes like total ass, tommorrow Im buying a 6 pack.

by Joel July 10, 2004

Ace of Base

AN AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME Band from the late 90's ish and its awesome. They rock man.

"Dont turn around you dont wanna see my heart breakin dont turn around i dont want you seein me cry"

by Joel April 22, 2005

Insecure Bear

The least-known and least popular Care Bears of them all.

Never featured on the show.

Cheer bear: Oh Jesus, Lotsa Heart! Let's go get some ice cream, it's Insecure Bear!

Lotsa Heart: What a mofo!

Insecure Bear: I'm going to bomb Care-A-Lot. I hate you all.

by Joel April 13, 2005

F.I.A.

Fellatio Induced Apology

"Bitch dropped the ball on that one"
"FIA, man, FIA"

by Joel September 7, 2003

Poontang

referring to the female genitalia

Will can't wait for James to go to Purdue so he can get some of Emma's poontang

by Joel September 23, 2003

linolium

Leet floor that will own you all

linolium just owned you all

by Joel November 27, 2004

doodles

anything you want it to be.

v. i was doodleing your mom
n. lets go smoke some doodles

by joel November 19, 2002