joel's definitions

errwun

slang for 'everyone'

sup errwun! whats crackin today?

by joel June 18, 2005

sklabloogen

Another name for a getting slushed by a speeding truck inthe winter

I had to use my wipers for 10 minutes after getting sklabloogened by that fucking truck.

by Joel September 24, 2003

fanyard

female sex organ (see also lanyard)

Manuel de Jesus Alvarez Fanyardo (the Spaniard who discovered the fanyard)

by Joel October 1, 2003

Diephobic

The condition or state of having an irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against the one true God and more specifically the Judeo-Christian FAITH (NOT just "religion").

It's time to redefine your Diephobic mind. Don't hesitate, there's no escape
the secrets on the inside.- Skillet - Savior Lyrics

by Joel November 16, 2004

noosh

A big pile of work dropped on you or your desk all at once.

When I got back from lunch I saw that I had been nooshed while I was out. No chance of leaving the office early today.

by joel March 17, 2005

Depends

A specialised type of pad used by elderly women in case of bladder leakage.

An example of one of the commercials :

Dolores: Fack Edna, I'm pissing like a racehorse!

Edna: Well grab yourself some Depends, bitch! We gotta go get all up in that at the club!

Dolores: Fo real!

by Joel April 13, 2005

odb

abr."ova da bridge" A trip made over a bridge, usually to commit crime.

I gotta re-up lets go odb and score an elbow.

by joel March 9, 2004