joel's definitions

Fa-der-o-lo-gist

A person who cuts, shaves, and trims hair, and beards. An expert in grooming

Shape Ups, Tapers

by Joel December 14, 2003

Diephobe

Any person who is afraid or unwilling to admit that God is real and that the only way to Him is through His Son, Jesus Christ.

Atheists and agnostics are Diephobes.

by Joel November 16, 2004

o'dark hundred

they use it in the military

o'dark hundred are the hours before the sun comes up

oh shit, I gotta wake up at o'dark hundred tomorrow morning

by joel April 11, 2000

tapping clam

to have anal sex with a female and having her suck your penis.

pamela and tommy lee

by joel April 10, 2006

noosh

A big pile of work dropped on you or your desk all at once.

When I got back from lunch I saw that I had been nooshed while I was out. No chance of leaving the office early today.

by joel March 17, 2005

miam

The French equivalent to "yum," or "yummy."

Used to designate satisfaction, liking, or pleasure.

Boy: Look at that girl. Her skirt is extremely short. Miam.

Garçon: Regardez cette fille. Son jupe est très courte. Miam.

by Joel April 15, 2005

Diephobe

One who is afraid or unwilling to admit that God is real and that the only way to Him is through His Son, Jesus Christ.

Marilyn Manson is a total Diephobe!

by Joel November 10, 2004