joel's definitions

young fit

Refers to an article that is too small for the person wearing it. A comparison to the way a black male penis fits into a young girls vagina.

Hey yo B, that jacket's young fittin!

by joel February 23, 2004

sklabloogen

Another name for a getting slushed by a speeding truck inthe winter

I had to use my wipers for 10 minutes after getting sklabloogened by that fucking truck.

by Joel September 24, 2003

errwun

slang for 'everyone'

sup errwun! whats crackin today?

by joel June 18, 2005

Ace of Base

AN AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME Band from the late 90's ish and its awesome. They rock man.

"Dont turn around you dont wanna see my heart breakin dont turn around i dont want you seein me cry"

by Joel April 22, 2005

Insecure Bear

The least-known and least popular Care Bears of them all.

Never featured on the show.

Cheer bear: Oh Jesus, Lotsa Heart! Let's go get some ice cream, it's Insecure Bear!

Lotsa Heart: What a mofo!

Insecure Bear: I'm going to bomb Care-A-Lot. I hate you all.

by Joel April 13, 2005

crack shacker

One who enjoys to hang out within the ass crack

Hey Marc, I heard you were crack shacking last night with Mitch. Is that true?

by Joel September 24, 2003

homorevolted

What people actually mean when they say "homophobic". A person who, when confronted with homosexuality, experiences disgust or shock or turns away with disgust
transitive senses : to cause to turn away or shrink with disgust or abhorrence when seeing or thinking of homosexuality.

Homosexual: "What?! Are you a homophobe or something?!!!" Heterosexual:"HomoPHOBE? As in scared? Of course not. What could a homosexual possibly do to me? Give me fashion advice? I'm homorevolted.

by Joel November 16, 2004