3 definitions by joe dimagio
One such example, "asdf" converted into morse code is .- ... -.. ..-. If you take the .'s and convert them to 0's and take the -'s and convert them to 1's, you get the binary number of 010001000010, which is 1090 in decimal. The year 1090 just happens to be 2 years after Christodoulos of Patmos, supported by Emperor Alexius I Komnenos, founded the monastery of Saint John the Theologian on Patmos. Only *4* years after the year 1090 AD... The First Crusade (1095-99) captured Jerusalem; and the Latin Kingdom of Jerusalem begins. Now because the Crusade on Jerusalem happened only a short time after the crucial year 1090, we can convert the letters ASDF into the ancient hebrew alphabet, and we get Aleph Vov Daled Samech (because of the differences in alphabets, these might not be accurate translations). We take the letters, and convert them into one word. Alephvovdaledsamech -- which converted phonetically sounds like "A lef volv da leads a mech". We can then read these sounds into words, and we get "A left Volvo does leads a mech." Going further, we get "A left Volvo does lead the mechanics", or "A left Volvo does lead the mechanical industry". We can then read into it, that a "left Volvo", obviously a car made in a country where you drive on the left side of the road, will one day lead the mechanical, or automobile industry. Ford Motors Inc. must have found out about this information before I could disclose it to you -- for they just bought Volvo. Ford is obviously trying to change this age-old Hebrew prophecy, and claim the winnings for themselves!
by joe dimagio December 8, 2004
god dammit how come those ugly cheerleaders have to flash us like every fucking friday; my eyes are starting to burn
by joe dimagio December 8, 2004
you will only probably get addicted
about the same chance as with alcohol, cigs, cocaine, crystal meth, food, or sleep
its all good...
blizzard got superduper loaded with cash because of that fifteen dollars a month thing...
the best is the buying of the gold thing...
about the same chance as with alcohol, cigs, cocaine, crystal meth, food, or sleep
its all good...
blizzard got superduper loaded with cash because of that fifteen dollars a month thing...
the best is the buying of the gold thing...
dude they should just make an injection where it feels like you have been playing world of warcraft for like five hours and you can experience life outside the room with the computer in it... that would kick ass... and be very expensive...
OR
crack in cd- rom form
OR
crack in cd- rom form
by joe dimagio November 1, 2005