4 definitions by joe balls

bolloxed

extremely tired. suffering from fatigue. badly hungover

"what's wrong man your so quiet?"

"awh nothin' man i'm just bolloxed"

by joe balls March 11, 2008

oul one

rural ireland term for one's mother.

your oul one sucked the flute off me last night

by joe balls March 11, 2008

Bumble

A wannabe high class Version of Tinder consisting of an unusually high percentage of "hot chicks". Which appears at first, satisfactory since the female must start conversation with the male (weeding out the guys at home who try to beat their friends "most masterbation in a day record"). Inevitably, it turns into another waste of time since there's about a 1/15 chance of ever meeting the girls. Girls which love to give out their numbers and text you pointless shit that you can hear from any high school hallway.

Bill: dude, how's that new bumble app?
Lance: Bill, I got like 5 numbers in a week and know 24 different girls favorite colors!
Bill: nice! You get any tail??
Lance: nah, ghosted buy 12, 6 ended up being Trannys and the other 6 just keep texting me but never wanna meet up

by joe balls April 18, 2016

flute

one's cock. derived in rural ireland.

jaysus boiys did ya see the size of your man's flute!?

by joe balls March 11, 2008