40 definitions by joao bufamarillo
Joe: Chelsea Clinton sure looks like Afleet Alex.
Shmoe: What does that have to do with the price of beans?
Shmoe: What does that have to do with the price of beans?
by joao bufamarillo May 14, 2005
by joao bufamarillo May 13, 2005
To pour a can or mug of beer down the hatch without swallowing. One who chugalugs puts his head back, opens his throat, and pours the beer into his mouth.
by joao bufamarillo May 13, 2005
The new opiate of the people. A electronic box containing a video screen and a speaker, watched by millions of cretins too lazy to go out and get a life. Boob tube watchers get a bad case of half-closed eyes and half-open mouths.
by joao bufamarillo May 14, 2005
A business establishment that serves alcoloic booze, plays country and western music, and caters to people who wear hats and shout YEE HAW indoors.
Ermal and Denny Joe went to their local Okie Stomp Bar for a beer and a fist fight. Actually, they had several beers and fist fights. "Hot damn!" drawled Ermal as he wiped the blood from his lips with his sleeve, "this is more fun than a bucket o toad frogs!"
by joao bufamarillo May 26, 2005
1. A follower. A person too insecure and too ignorant to form a personal opinion and become a unique person.
2. A cheap street hoodlum who is all show, no blow. He picks on small, unarmed people and hasn't the balls to rob someone larger than he is.
2. A cheap street hoodlum who is all show, no blow. He picks on small, unarmed people and hasn't the balls to rob someone larger than he is.
Punk: Hey, man, gimme your money.
Man: Get outta my face, punk! You ain't nothin' but a punk! Put that shiv away before I shove it up you rass!
Punk: Yes, sir.
Man: Get outta my face, punk! You ain't nothin' but a punk! Put that shiv away before I shove it up you rass!
Punk: Yes, sir.
by joao bufamarillo May 14, 2005
1. A large knife, shiv, or toad sticker.
2. To cut someone with a gully knife.
An old term from previous centuries.
2. To cut someone with a gully knife.
An old term from previous centuries.
by joao bufamarillo May 13, 2005