jl's definitions

speed 2

A shitty sequel to a mediocre movie About a bus with that couldn't drive under 50MPH or a bomb onboard would blow up. Speed 2 features unrealistic physics and a boring plot.

Speed 2 is the worst movie I've seen all day.

by JL March 20, 2004

Crap Dingle

Dingles of crap left behing after you wipe. Often found in hairy butts.

Aww dude, wipe man! I can smell your crap dingles from here!

by JL May 13, 2003

radlex

hot girl who went to Taylor Middle School

Radlex had a nice ass

by JL September 10, 2003

koss

A company that makes good headphones.

I just got these Kosses at Best Buy for $24.99.

by JL March 20, 2004

Golden Douche

peeing into a womans vagina

joe gave katrina a golden douche

by JL August 21, 2003

Cuntmobile

A vehicle whose driver cares not about other road users or the environment a.k.a. a Range Rover

He drove his cuntmobile to Barnard castle to get an eye test

by JL February 8, 2021

comp shui

The art of positioning the windows on your computer screen in a pleasing manner

Man, your screen looks horribly cluttered! You could use some comp shui lessons.

by JL March 21, 2005