jl's definitions

Baritone fart

One which is deep in tone, usually due to the chamber being full

Oh no, where is the toilet, I just did a baritone fart

by JL February 11, 2021

Golden Douche

peeing into a womans vagina

joe gave katrina a golden douche

by JL August 21, 2003

spit or swallow?

this should be the first question in every male female relationship.

a guy;Hey Zach Thomas you spit or swallow? zach;Swallow of course.

by jl January 22, 2004

ball sack

what zach thomas loves to suck and hum on.

My ball sack feels so good now that it is in zachs mouth again.

by jl January 22, 2004

t & a

Tits and Ass. Something really good.

when watching a man piss on an electric fence you yell T & A, T & A

by JL August 22, 2003

comp shui

The art of positioning the windows on your computer screen in a pleasing manner

Man, your screen looks horribly cluttered! You could use some comp shui lessons.

by JL March 21, 2005

Cuntmobile

A vehicle whose driver cares not about other road users or the environment a.k.a. a Range Rover

He drove his cuntmobile to Barnard castle to get an eye test

by JL February 8, 2021