jl's definitions

Bagpiping

Armpit fucking

Joe bagpiped a french woman and had armpit hair stuck to his penis.

by JL August 21, 2003

koss

A company that makes good headphones.

I just got these Kosses at Best Buy for $24.99.

by JL March 20, 2004

radlex

hot girl who went to Taylor Middle School

Radlex had a nice ass

by JL September 10, 2003

Heinz 69

Two lesbains going down on each other while both are on the rag

The heinz 69 is outlawed in all 50 states yet many women still practice this incredible sexual act.

by JL August 21, 2003

Cuntmobile

A vehicle whose driver cares not about other road users or the environment a.k.a. a Range Rover

He drove his cuntmobile to Barnard castle to get an eye test

by JL February 8, 2021

comp shui

The art of positioning the windows on your computer screen in a pleasing manner

Man, your screen looks horribly cluttered! You could use some comp shui lessons.

by JL March 21, 2005

t & a

Tits and Ass. Something really good.

when watching a man piss on an electric fence you yell T & A, T & A

by JL August 22, 2003