9 definitions by jizz creamery

the act of cumming on your hand then sticking your hand in your girls butt
yo i just jerktwerked my girl last night and she loved it
by jizz creamery April 22, 2021
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when you go on top of a tall building in times square with a lot of males and ejaculate off the building causing the jizz to spray down onto the tourists
oh no it’s the jesus jizz
by jizz creamery February 23, 2021
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the act of taking a nutsicle and penetrating a woman’s vagina and thrusting it in there until it melts
yo i just popatrated your girl with a nutsicle and she liked it
by jizz creamery February 10, 2021
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to stick a nutsicle inside of a woman’s vagina and thrust it until in melts inside her
yo i just popatrated your girl with a nutsicle
by jizz creamery February 10, 2021
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the act where a 60+ year old male gets a job at a pre school then proceeds to poop in a sock and whip little girls with his own shit sock until they pass out and he takes them home in his white van and ties them up in his basement
by jizz creamery February 23, 2021
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a game where the goal is to successfully cum in every single hole on another’s body
damn you mad good at jizz golf i’m like a boston cream donut rn
by jizz creamery April 20, 2022
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When a male fucks a girl and cums on her ass and it slides down her ass crack and leaks into the vigina
bro i Douche Canoed my girl last night and now she’s pregnant!
by jizz creamery February 23, 2021
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