5 definitions by jimmy football2002

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a freeloading shitbird who drinks too much, sleeps on the couch and slurps his ramen noodles
Joe: wtf is wrong with pat man? all he does is sit on the couch all day eating ramen
kevin: yeah dudes a slurple roost im about to kick his ass to the curb
by jimmy football2002 May 17, 2010

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being able to pick up chicks
joe: damn bro you pulled like the hottest chick in the bar last night
kevin: yeah ive got scoopability son
by jimmy football2002 May 17, 2010

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a hot chick who you suspect of having a nice biscuit
joe: damn jessica is looking good
kevin: yeah dude that's got to be some munchable cake
by jimmy football2002 May 17, 2010

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someone that doesn't beat it up (it being vagina)
joe: dude scott is riding an epic dry spell bro
kevin: yeah no shit he's a tickler, word gets around
by jimmy football2002 May 17, 2010

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someone that only seems to fuck fat ugly chicks
joe: dude did you see the chick brendan brought home last night?
kevin: yeah shit was disgusting dude, your boys a regular zoo keeper
by jimmy football2002 May 17, 2010

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