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A stoneager is a person with basic and limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager more often than not has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there, install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stoneager.
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
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are divided into 3 shifts, to provide a full compliment on-duty 24 hours per shift, 7 days a week, 365. A-shift, B-Shift, and C-shift, rotating continually. B-shift is always considered to be the crew that fucks-up regularly and has the most fucked-up personnell.
are divided into 3 shifts, to provide a full compliment on-duty 24 hours per shift, 7 days a week, 365. A-shift, B-Shift, and C-shift, rotating continually. B-shift is always considered to be the crew that fucks-up regularly and has the most fucked-up personnell.
That sonofabitch is so screwed-up, he belongs on B-shift!
Look what B-shift did now, fucking buttweasels ate all of the chocolate cake!
I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on B-shift.
Look what B-shift did now, fucking buttweasels ate all of the chocolate cake!
I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on B-shift.
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
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I don't know what she calls that fragrance, but it smells like oreo road pizza.
My new truck is officially broken-in, I made oreo road pizza twice on the way to the lake.
I don't know what she calls that fragrance, but it smells like oreo road pizza.
My new truck is officially broken-in, I made oreo road pizza twice on the way to the lake.
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
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" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."
" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the brown boot mug.Gaawwddaamnit! is a word used by women if they accidentally zipp their labia into their low-rise Calvin Kleins. I've only heard it once.
Gaawwddaaamnit! Mutherfucking sonofabitch! Call 911!!!
I zipped my meatzorp into my Calvins.OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK!
I zipped my meatzorp into my Calvins.OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK!
by Jim Inman August 26, 2006
Get the gaawwddaaamnit mug.To jack-up is a gymrat term for working to improve a specific muscel or set of muscels, especially women who want to firm-up their butts.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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