jim inman's definitions

jack-up

To jack-up is a gymrat term for working to improve a specific muscel or set of muscels, especially women who want to firm-up their butts.

She is doin something to jack-up that ass. I'll bet she spends an hour-a-day on the stairclimber."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

oreo road pizza

A roadkill skunk, especially one that can be smelled on the wind.

His fucking dog smelled like oreo road pizza.

I don't know what she calls that fragrance, but it smells like oreo road pizza.

My new truck is officially broken-in, I made oreo road pizza twice on the way to the lake.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

B-shift

In fire department terminology, the department firefighters
are divided into 3 shifts, to provide a full compliment on-duty 24 hours per shift, 7 days a week, 365. A-shift, B-Shift, and C-shift, rotating continually. B-shift is always considered to be the crew that fucks-up regularly and has the most fucked-up personnell.

That sonofabitch is so screwed-up, he belongs on B-shift!

Look what B-shift did now, fucking buttweasels ate all of the chocolate cake!

I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on B-shift.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

Sap

Sap is a term used in mess halls,firehouses, and greasy spoon restaurants to identify Pancake Syrup.

"Yo Mack. Please pass the salt and pepper and shoot me the sap too."

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

cube slave

A cube slave is a person who works in an office configured with workspace cubicals. Derivation of gally slave.

I don't want to waste money on a good education, just to become a cube slave, down the road.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

butthackers

A butthacker is a homosexual male who cruises the straight bar scene, trying to pick-up on straight men. A pain in the ass (No pun intended). asshacker, shithacker, butt fly,

We used to go to Strange Willies, but not any more, the place is over-run with butthackers.

by Jim Inman August 28, 2006

fishin' gear accident

A "fishin' gear accident" is a reference to an overly-pierced
person, as if they got accidentally hooked with multiple fishooks and lures.

She was a sweetheart, but you wouldn't believe all the hardware in her snatch. It looked like a fishin' gear accident.

by Jim Inman August 26, 2006