74 definitions by jim inman

Mexican Mink

A skunk or polecat, especially a roadkill that can be smelled on the wind.

"I hit a Mexican mink in my Cadillac, and I can't get the smell to go away".

by jim inman August 16, 2006

tarmac

Tarmack is a reference to a discovery by a man named MacAdams. MacAdams found that crushed rock, as opposed to pea gravel, could be compacted into a firm and durable surface if mixed with asphalt tar and compacted.'Tarmac is a term almost universally misused to describe an airports runway, which are always concrete, not blacktop, paving, or tarmack.

Driving through the California motherload, we could see remains of the tarmack that once was the surface of the main road.

by jim inman August 17, 2006

fangage

Fangage is a reference to bad teeth, rotten teeth, or missing teeth.

Check out the fangage on that smackwitch. Nice smile aint it dude?

by jim inman August 20, 2006

goat whisperer

A cowboy, one who dresses like a cowboy, or a jackass in a 4x4 pick-up, suspected of having sex with animals.

She broke-up with me again, I think she is going out with that goat whisperer,

by jim inman August 16, 2006

data diva

A data diva is a data entry technition or a person whoe's entire workplace existance requires them to finger fuck their computer all day, every day, day after day, after day.

She went nuts and killed her bos, the whole data diva thing broke her mainspring.

by jim inman August 17, 2006

gagged

To gag is to fail at a task attempted.

I tried to send those pictures via email, but my computer gagged on them. I'll try again

by jim inman August 19, 2006

bitchmistress

A bitchmistress is an obstreperous and obnoxcious cunt of a woman who has a willing yet sniveling husband, trick, or boyfriend in tow. She makes him do everything for her and complaines the whole time, spending his cash and bitching. Meanwhile he eagerly grovels at her feet.

If that idiot and his bitchmistress ever come back, I'll eat glass before I'll wait on their table.

by jim inman August 20, 2006