jim inman's definitions
A female heroine addict, especially one that shows years of drug abuse in her appearance and behavior. She is missing many teeth, and the ones left are rotten as all hell. See also Crankwitch and Crackwitch.
Fucking smackwitch whore squatted and pissed right next to the minivan, with me and the kids sitting right there! Welcome to San Francisco kids.
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
Get the Smackwitchmug. A stoneager is a person with basic and limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager more often than not has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there, install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stoneager.
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
Get the stoneagermug. A lesbian woman completely lacking in any sign of femininity or female hormones, who wears manly clothes and sports a manly haircut.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the man bitchmug. by Jim Inman August 27, 2006
Get the Remulapmug. A box lunch is a reference to an attractive woman who works in a cubical. She looks good enough to eat.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the box lunchmug. Cubicaltraz is a reference to the prizon like atmosphere that pervades the business office and cubicalvilles everywhere. A combination of Alcatraz and cubical.
When I worked for them I thought that place was cubicaltraz, compared to this shithole, it was paradise!
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the Cubicaltrazmug. "Naw, we quit goin to Strange Willie's. The place has been taken over by asshackers."
" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."
" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the asshackermug.