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A person having terrible dentition and missing teeth. Generally through neglect as occurs in the homeless.
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
Get the fang faced mug.Betty Page is the inspiration for the term betty, which means a sexually desireable, and hot young woman, or prospective lay. The hottest nude model of the of "black and white" photographic era. Also, her trademark hair style in jet black.
by Jim Inman August 25, 2006
Get the betty mug.A stoneager is a person with basic and limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager more often than not has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there, install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stoneager.
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
Get the stoneager mug."Naw, we quit goin to Strange Willie's. The place has been taken over by asshackers."
" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."
" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the asshacker mug.Gaawwddaamnit! is a word used by women if they accidentally zipp their labia into their low-rise Calvin Kleins. I've only heard it once.
Gaawwddaaamnit! Mutherfucking sonofabitch! Call 911!!!
I zipped my meatzorp into my Calvins.OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK!
I zipped my meatzorp into my Calvins.OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK!
by Jim Inman August 26, 2006
Get the gaawwddaaamnit mug.A cube queen is a woman who works in cubicalville, or a big ass office environment. Also includes gay men working in that environment.
I tried to cantact the cube queen at work, but she gave me the Maggie Banks, just for calling during her workday.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the cube queen mug.Sap is a term used in mess halls,firehouses, and greasy spoon restaurants to identify Pancake Syrup.
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
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