jim inman's definitions

stoneager

A stoneager is a person with basic and limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager more often than not has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.

My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there, install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stoneager.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

boatload

Extreme abundance, a pleteora, excess, plenty.

That woman is so intimidating, she has moxi like a boatload of marines."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Australian basket job

The same as a Chinese basket job, but with a sheep instead,
mate.

He's the love child of an australian basket job.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

stonager

A stoneager(sounds like teenager)is a person with basic or limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
Also stoneager (sounds like teenager)

My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there I have to install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stonager.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

crankwitch

A crankwitch is a woman drug addict who's appearance and behavior suggest that she has endured years of drug abuse.
She is missing teeth, the ones left are rotten from neglect. She is so ugly; "You woundn't fuck her with a roadkilled snake."

That crankwitch whore that hangs at the minimart? Is she really your mom?

by Jim Inman August 22, 2006

bagwitch

A bag lady, crackwhore, smackwitch or the like.

That old bagwitch had been dead under that dumpster for a week! Jeeezusss KeehRiste what a smell!

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

man bitch

A lesbian woman completely lacking in any sign of femininity or female hormones, who wears manly clothes and sports a manly haircut.

I had to wait in line until the man bitch ahead of me found her credit card in her wallet.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006