jim inman's definitions

prarie doggin'

The urgent need to pass a bowel movement.

Sorry dude, I gotta go, I've got a steamer prarie doggin' on me.

I don't know why she left in such a hurry, maybe she's got prarie dogs.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

bitchmistress

A bitchmistress is an obstreperous and obnoxcious cunt of a woman who has a willing yet sniveling husband, trick, or boyfriend in tow. She makes him do everything for her and complaines the whole time, spending his cash and bitching. Meanwhile he eagerly grovels at her feet.

If that idiot and his bitchmistress ever come back, I'll eat glass before I'll wait on their table.

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

tarmac

Tarmack is a reference to a discovery by a man named MacAdams. MacAdams found that crushed rock, as opposed to pea gravel, could be compacted into a firm and durable surface if mixed with asphalt tar and compacted.'Tarmac is a term almost universally misused to describe an airports runway, which are always concrete, not blacktop, paving, or tarmack.

Driving through the California motherload, we could see remains of the tarmack that once was the surface of the main road.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

crankwitch

A crankwitch is a woman drug addict who's appearance and behavior suggest that she has endured years of drug abuse.
She is missing teeth, the ones left are rotten from neglect. She is so ugly; "You woundn't fuck her with a roadkilled snake."

That crankwitch whore that hangs at the minimart? Is she really your mom?

by Jim Inman August 22, 2006

stoneager

A stoneager is a person with basic and limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager more often than not has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.

My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there, install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stoneager.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

boatload

Extreme abundance, a pleteora, excess, plenty.

That woman is so intimidating, she has moxi like a boatload of marines."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

gaawwddaaamnit

Gaawwddaamnit! is a word used by women if they accidentally zipp their labia into their low-rise Calvin Kleins. I've only heard it once.

Gaawwddaaamnit! Mutherfucking sonofabitch! Call 911!!!
I zipped my meatzorp into my Calvins.OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK!

by Jim Inman August 26, 2006