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ballast

Ballast is a friendly reference to; a mate, sidekick, wife, bitch, girlfriend, boyfriend, trick, pal, etc. but especially the person who rides shotgun with them in their car.
Used by Eddie Haskel to describe Lumpy in an episode of "Leave It To Beaver".
The Cisco Kid had Pancho for ballast, Tarzan had Cheeta.
by Jim Inman August 25, 2006
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nipadoo

Nipadoo was Tarzan's word for lots and lots of shit. Jane and Cheeta always understood and obeyed without question.
My beer is almost empty. Nipadoo bitch.
by Jim Inman August 25, 2006
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Betty Page

The hottest nude model of the of "black and white" photographic era. Also, her trademark hair style in jet black. Betty was (is) among the most beautiful and wonderfully sexual women in the world. She is the inspiration for the term betty, which means a sexually desireable, and hot young woman, or prospective lay.
You take the one in the polka dot blouse, I'll take Betty Page.
by Jim Inman August 25, 2006
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betty

Betty Page is the inspiration for the term betty, which means a sexually desireable, and hot young woman, or prospective lay. The hottest nude model of the of "black and white" photographic era. Also, her trademark hair style in jet black.
You take the one in the polka dot blouse, I'll take Betty Page.
by Jim Inman August 25, 2006
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loves me like his Ford

Love as deep and lasting as it can be.
Dick spends more time with that old ratrod than he spends up against my sweet white ass. I wish he would play me more, so I would know that he loves me like his Ford. I'm so jealous of that piece of junk.
by Jim Inman August 25, 2006
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hardware

Jewelry, especially when worn in a piercing.
Did you see all the hardware on that strippers snatch? It looked like a fishing tackle accident!
by Jim Inman August 26, 2006
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fishin' gear accident

A "fishin' gear accident" is a reference to an overly-pierced
person, as if they got accidentally hooked with multiple fishooks and lures.
She was a sweetheart, but you wouldn't believe all the hardware in her snatch. It looked like a fishin' gear accident.
by Jim Inman August 26, 2006
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