jim inman's definitions

shitweasel

A shitweasel is a term for an ass kissing co-worker or otherwise lowly, groveling person.

"Maggie gets her work done and more, but I still don't trust the shitweasel bitch."

"That shitweasel tried to pick-up on me, I told him to come back when his balls drop."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

blow a smoke ring

To "blow a smoke ring" is to overheat and damage electronic equipment.

I'm not sure, but I'll bet a fan went south and caused your processor to blow a smoke ring.

by Jim Inman August 18, 2006

asshacker

An asshacker is a yuppy fag, cruising the bar scene, who tries to pick-up on straight guys.

"Naw, we quit goin to Strange Willie's. The place has been taken over by asshackers."

" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

gaawwddaaamnit

Gaawwddaamnit! is a word used by women if they accidentally zipp their labia into their low-rise Calvin Kleins. I've only heard it once.

Gaawwddaaamnit! Mutherfucking sonofabitch! Call 911!!!
I zipped my meatzorp into my Calvins.OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK, OOOH FUCK!

by Jim Inman August 26, 2006

man bitch

A lesbian woman completely lacking in any sign of femininity or female hormones, who wears manly clothes and sports a manly haircut.

I had to wait in line until the man bitch ahead of me found her credit card in her wallet.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Remulap

Home planet of the Cone Heads from "Satuyrday Nite Live".

We're from the planet Remulap, er a actually, we're from France.

by Jim Inman August 27, 2006

jack-up

To jack-up is a gymrat term for working to improve a specific muscel or set of muscels, especially women who want to firm-up their butts.

She is doin something to jack-up that ass. I'll bet she spends an hour-a-day on the stairclimber."

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006