jim inman's definitions

ballast

Ballast is a friendly reference to; a mate, sidekick, wife, bitch, girlfriend, boyfriend, trick, pal, etc. but especially the person who rides shotgun with them in their car.
Used by Eddie Haskel to describe Lumpy in an episode of "Leave It To Beaver".

The Cisco Kid had Pancho for ballast, Tarzan had Cheeta.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

Jolt her bones

To "jolt her bones" is to fuck her hard, deep, and savagely.

I told the chick on the internet that I would like to "jolt her bones". Next thing I know, she's at the front door with a bottle of wine!

by Jim Inman August 29, 2006

bitch men

A bitch man is an effeminate, servile husband or boyfriend that takes all the crap his bitchwife wants to throw his way. Pussy whipped husbands, more than willing to be abused by their bitchmistress.

I couldn't believe how those elephants were trashing their bitch men.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

buttflies

A person who is a nuscance, a buttfly, like the flies on a horses ass. Gay men who hit on straight men. Gay men who make unwanted advances on other gay men.

We had to leave. Buttflies were so thick, you couldn't fart without hitting one in the face.

by Jim Inman August 28, 2006

spamporn

Spamporn is the unwanted and graphic pornography that showes up on your internet/computer after 20 of your son's friends drink beer at your house while you were on vacation in New Mexico.

My goddamn fucking computer is totally infuckingfected with this bitches who squirt, spamporn shit.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

rectal nausea

The urgent need to pass a bowel movement, esp. suspected diahrreah.

Those peaches were delicious, but they gave me a terminal case of rectal nausea.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

crackwitch

Crackwitch,Crankwitch,Smackwitch, a woman whoe's appearance and behavior suggest that she has endured years of drug abuse. She is missing many teeth, and what few are left, are rotten.

That old lady of Eric's is a crackwitch if ever I've seen one. Check-out the fangage on the bitch.

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006