13 definitions by jguy the great!
A yellow float is the combination of sperm and urine. A yellow float is usually then deposited into the mouth of a willing participant. The act is referred to as making a float when the float is prepared in the mouth of the participant.
me: Are you thirsty?
my friend: Why?
me: Because I have a yellow float in the fridge.
my friend: Rock! I would love a yellow float!
me: Cool. Coming right up. ( trying to avoid the obvious pun )
my friend: Why?
me: Because I have a yellow float in the fridge.
my friend: Rock! I would love a yellow float!
me: Cool. Coming right up. ( trying to avoid the obvious pun )
by jguy the great! July 14, 2011
... is the credo of the republican party! The GOP intentionally tells blatant lies and, when caught, responds with their national credo. "This remark was not intended to be a factual statement"
GOP: The world is made up of 98% dead babies!
Person With Brains: That is just not even close to being true!
GOP: Well... That remark was not intended to be a factual statement.
PWB: Then why did you say it?
GOP: We never expected to get caught!
PWB: Then it is a blatant lie!
GOP: Sure, if you look at it that way. We conservatives don't see things that way.
PWB: Um... Yeah... a lie!
Person With Brains: That is just not even close to being true!
GOP: Well... That remark was not intended to be a factual statement.
PWB: Then why did you say it?
GOP: We never expected to get caught!
PWB: Then it is a blatant lie!
GOP: Sure, if you look at it that way. We conservatives don't see things that way.
PWB: Um... Yeah... a lie!
by jguy the great! April 13, 2011
me: I can't even talk to him. He is too much of a McCain
my friend: Yea, I hate that. I can't listen to that racist bull shite.
my friend: Yea, I hate that. I can't listen to that racist bull shite.
by jguy the great! March 20, 2011
me: What are you doing tonight?
my friend: I'm going to the dollar theater, you coming?
me: Hell yeah
my friend: I'm going to the dollar theater, you coming?
me: Hell yeah
by jguy the great! March 8, 2011
Indicates publicly that you give something your stamp of approval. It is a way of telling your friends, coworkers, etc that you feel it would be worth their time to take a look at something. You share because you care. Stems from Google's rating system.
by jguy the great! July 16, 2011
my friend: Ha ha! Your favorite team lost today because they did not perform as well as their opponent, on this particular occasion, causing them to have an inferior unit of measuring prowess by the end of the designated time frame for the event that they participated in. ( that is how my friend talks )
me: Go masturbate!
me: Go masturbate!
by jguy the great! July 16, 2011
... means, And Then Apple Sued Them! Exclamation points follow the acronym to emphasize the fact that any possible thing that has happened, is happening, or is going to happen will probably be followed by an Apple law suit against any person, company, nation, group, plant, animal, natural resource and/or toddler attempting anything.
me: Hey. Look. A rectangle.
my friend: ATAST!!
me: Wha?
my friend: Oh, you didn't know? Apple doesn't allow other people to make rectangles. Or ____ (fill in the blank with any other thing that has ever been invented).
my friend: ATAST!!
me: Wha?
my friend: Oh, you didn't know? Apple doesn't allow other people to make rectangles. Or ____ (fill in the blank with any other thing that has ever been invented).
by jguy the great! February 16, 2012