10 definitions by jerkymcstupid

A blunt dipped in Formaldehyde. Produces major psychedelic effects. Very rare
Last night Jay and I did a zombie stick, I thought I saw flying turtles trying to eat my cat.
by Jerkymcstupid August 10, 2010
The most Over rated "Punk Band" ever created. Many Believe they were the first, apparently they have never heard of the 101'ers, New york Dolls, The stooges and the stranglers. In reality they were hacks who jumped onto the bandwagon and made a mockery of the genre. They turned Punk into Pop and paved the way for bands Like Good Charlotte, Sum 41 and worst of all Blink 182. The Ramones Were the worst thing to ever happened to music. The deaths of the members should be national holidays. Thank god for Lymphoma and heroin overdoses.
The Ramones are great! I love them almost as much as I like sucking off old men in the bus station bathroom!
by Jerkymcstupid July 26, 2010
1: A sad sorry excuse for a human being that wouldn't know good music if it fucked his/her mother with a broomstick. Can usually be seen running around running around in a leather motorcycle jacket and torn black jeans that he/she just bought from hot topic calling everyone else "posers" then going home to watch Hanna Montana, masturbating, ejaculating into a thermos that came with their Dora the explorer lunch box and later drinking that ejaculate wile listening to their blink 182, Sum 41, Ramones and good Charlotte mix tapes.

Looked down upon by most actual punks and within a few months usually move on to their Hippie phase and trade in all their Ramones CD's for Phish CD's, and continue the move on to other faggoty trends until they are forced to marry their own cousins for the sake of the children they had 9 months after their family re-unions, and can no longer afford to spend their money going to hot topic to support the newest band wagon they have jumped on.

2: A slang term for the towel or sock you ejaculate onto after masturbating.

3. The people who get their asses stomped in middle school and later grow up and listen to the Dixie Chicks because they never learned to appreciate real music because listening to the Ramones more that once destroys that part of your brain that can discern good music from the sounds of Garbage trucks fucking each other in the Ass.

4. Definition Of Cum-Dumpster.
My Brother is a Big "Ramones Fan"
Is your brother the Retarded Guy who greets you at Wal-Mart and rounds up shopping carts?
Thats the one, he was a failed abortion.
by Jerkymcstupid July 27, 2010

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