28 definitions by jayquan.
a dramatically ironic joke usually said in comment sections whenever a very popular content creator turns out to be an asshole.
Guy 1: what a nice animator! I sure hope that they are nice and appropriate towards minors!
(referencing an example of a cc grooming a child)
(referencing an example of a cc grooming a child)
by jayquan. July 28, 2022
by jayquan. June 6, 2021
a stupid app for stupid ass mums
they literally reported me for making a fake account :/
and what kind of poor dumbass downloads a mothers equivalent to a dating app when they can just search it up themselves
lazy ass hags
they literally reported me for making a fake account :/
and what kind of poor dumbass downloads a mothers equivalent to a dating app when they can just search it up themselves
lazy ass hags
me: mum…why do you have an app called ‘mush’ on your phone?
mum: its a parenting app.
me: *checks app*
me: fucking shitty app full of disgusting mothers
mum: its a parenting app.
me: *checks app*
me: fucking shitty app full of disgusting mothers
by jayquan. May 1, 2021
Hanauso Disease is a fictional disease in which when the victim’s loved one lies or betrays them, flowers will grow out of the victim’s neck. Alongside that, the victim will be unable to talk until their loved one tells the truth.
by jayquan. July 2, 2021
transid, or transidentity is a term for people who think they can change everything about themselves under the excuse that it's akin to being transgender.
some examples of transids are: transgender, transracial, transspecies, transage, transabled (and so on so forth)
some, if not all transids, are just poor excuses to fetishise or belittle groups of people, and to take the spotlight away from them.
and to all you transids in the crowd, dream big, but just remember that you'll never be it.
you can't expect others to play in to your weird fantasy or kink or whatever reason you decide to be transid.
some examples of transids are: transgender, transracial, transspecies, transage, transabled (and so on so forth)
some, if not all transids, are just poor excuses to fetishise or belittle groups of people, and to take the spotlight away from them.
and to all you transids in the crowd, dream big, but just remember that you'll never be it.
you can't expect others to play in to your weird fantasy or kink or whatever reason you decide to be transid.
"my name is michael! i'm transid, which means my identity is different to that which was assigned to me at birth."
"as a transgender person, we do not claim transids."
"transids are valid!"
"as a transgender person, we do not claim transids."
"transids are valid!"
by jayquan. April 22, 2023
its a disability, not an adjective used to describe something you find utter stupid. and no, your friend isn’t ‘acting autistic’ 💀
Guy 1: I’m autistic. Just got diagnosed.
Guy 2: That doesn’t change who you are. You’re still cool, Guy 1. :)
Guy 2: That doesn’t change who you are. You’re still cool, Guy 1. :)
by jayquan. February 1, 2022