5 definitions by jason border

Top Definition
during sex a woman(or man) stands on her head while the man stands upright in front of her and uses a soft surface like a bed or trampoline to utilize up and down momentum
"last night she got a spain in her neck from doing the swedish pogostick"
by jason border October 25, 2005

A word or phrase paid as a compliment, but is still insulting.
-"Your girlfriend is the best looking fat chick I have ever seen."
--" yea thanks for the Fargus, asshole!"
by jason border November 27, 2007
This is one of the dirtiest moves in a bar fight! Ussually done when the opponent is both unaware of the assanign onslaught about to ensue and sitting at the bar with his back turned.
The McCreedy's pub jig is performed as thus: your opponent is sitting at the bar of his favored pub, when two of your friends walk up on either side of him and pretend to order drinks. At this point you (if so inclinded) get a running start and slam ones elbow into the base of the back of their head and drive it down to the bar as you and one of you friends on either side help to hold him down as the third of your party climbs onto the bar an begins to forcefully stomp the back of his head into the bar.

(Named for the irish pub the event first took place)
"Connor", "Beck" and me decided to dance the McCreedy's pub jig fer ol' Pete after he called "connor's" mah a fithly highland pig fucker.
by jason border July 18, 2006
The polish pogostick, much like it's Swedish counter-part, is a sexual position done with one partner(most likely being female) face down rear vertical. And the other partner upright and facing there torso. The difference however is in the apparatusis used to gain momentum. The Polish pogostick uses none,or in a truely Polish scenario, the polish pogostick is done on a hard object like a table or the hood of your former best friends car.
I used to do the swedish pogo stick with my girlfriend, that is until i learned she cheated on me with my best friend, after that it was the polish pogostick on the hood of his car for her.
by jason border July 18, 2006
When someone eats a mighty fuck-load of spicey food and then suffers from THE worst case of scatter-ass concievable.

Or a fart that splatters.
He ate twenty homicide wings,twenty minuets later he was in the john with a bad case of buck-shot.

"Hey, Buck shot, put those bottles of hotsauce down before you fill your diaper."
by jason border October 25, 2005

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