469 definitions by jason

jonic

Fair and Genuine, according to lovely loren, the resident clever-boots

See rational or legitimate

Jason: I finally had a shower!
Loren: Wow, so you dont smell?
Jason: Geez, that was a bit blunt...!
Loren: No, it was just jonic.
Jason: Why was it fair and genuine?
Loren: Well, you haven't showered in a week
Jason: Look, you're sure right..
Loren: Look, I sure am...!

by jason October 1, 2004

Bill Clinton

the first African american president of the united States

Not since Bill Clinton have we had a Blck president.

by jason October 15, 2003

Tie my hair like Chauntae

A predominantly adequate method of braiding a females hair.

Tie my hair like Chauntae.

by jason March 24, 2016

Sintacle

Name given to the most beautiful person in the world and sweetest soul I've ever met.

Sintacle has stolen my heart.

by jason March 21, 2005

ROFLWES

Rolling on the Floor Laughing While Ejectulating Simultaneously. Often used for sexual jokes. Pronounced "roffles".

"I think the people above me are having sex. Either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot."
"ROFLWES!"

by jason October 2, 2005

Mo betta'

To attain a status better than the original.

My car is mo betta' than yours.

by jason September 18, 2002

Safe Sex

When two safes have sex

Look, those safes are getting it on.

by jason March 1, 2004