lois griffin

The ultimate cartoon MILF. I'm sorry, but she beats Marge.

I rubbed one out to Lois Griffin.

by Jason Spencer April 04, 2004

Beerios

Cheerios and beer. Truly the breakfast of champions.

"Beerios beats Wheaties any day."

by Jason Spencer April 04, 2004

mud eye

The asshole.

Want to see my mud eye wink?

by Jason Spencer April 28, 2003

Gynoceros

I huge, monstrous, beastly woman. Typically seen in moo-moos and Walmart.

Alas, the gynoceros is not yet endangered.

by Jason Spencer January 14, 2008

doggy water

see "Pre-cum." Clear liquid that comes out of a man's penis before he ejaculates.

Hey baby, lick the doggy water off the tip of my dick.

by Jason Spencer April 17, 2003

giggy

See "pussy." A woman's vagina.

That girl's giggy was nice and tight.

by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003

gravy pants

When you shit your pants.

After I ate 9 burritos, I made gravy pants.

by Jason Spencer January 05, 2005