84 definitions by james lowe

haha! No matter how you die your arms always flail and you flip when you hit the ground
by james lowe October 21, 2004
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A good fucking...im still waiting for Halo 2...but as I always say..Brute Force is better than Halo because you get to play as a lizard-person and its story and graphics are richer/better than Halo's....I still like Halo tho.
DUDE!! THAT Halo game is dope!
by james lowe June 21, 2004
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When you attend a funeral of a loved one, you did not know well or attending a funeral and you have no reason to be there accept on behalf of a friend or your going as support.
I have a funeral but it's for my friends mom, I did not know her. However it's a greve and leave. I will be back by noon for the game.
by james lowe February 12, 2005
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as the name indicates, any childish or insignificant competition, analogically based upon the perverted or homosexual act of urinating or ejaculating farther than others; often involving DUTCH COURAGE, BRAGGING RIGHTS, COUNTING COUP, PAY DUES, ATFU, BTDT, and the settlement of wagers. As with most games, the people who like to play them are usually successful, by fair means or foul; so the best strategy is: never play the other guy's game! Compare FIRING LINE; see CIRCLE JERK, TURN IN THE BARREL, POGUE, CHALLENGE COIN, SHORT SNORTER, CHIT HARD TIMES TOKEN.
LTC: Quit your pissing contest and get back to work!!

PFC: Yes, Sir!
by james lowe February 22, 2008
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Spanish term for "small dick"

can also be used to refer to James Lowe aka "never had a girlfriend" aka "Lonely Racist"...
tha onli time i will ever use my "big dick" is to masturbate
by james lowe April 8, 2005
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Spanish term for "small dick"

can also be used to refer to asian people, hell... this word was probably made to insult asians!
Would you like some burritos, or some fuckin' cholitos?!
by james lowe March 9, 2005
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Yo mamma is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch
Your mama is so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain
by james lowe July 5, 2004
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