To sit in a chair and wank, using fast short strokes.
when cumming gripping the copter stick tight and screwing ya face up as to look like a japanease copter pilot
Trying to pull ya copter out of a dive before blowing ya beans all in the cockpit all the time ya face is screwed up making you look like a japanease copter pilot
When performing the 69 with the guy on top as he lowers himself down his scrotum rests on the bridge of his birds nose and a bollock falls into either eye socket,
Fat bird that you wanna eat but dont know or dont wanna try taking the wait of this big fattie on ya chest,
so you give her the dutch clock weights in the eyes,
as seen on a grandfather clock the winding weights on the chain that hangs down,
A careless masturbater who needs to rid himself of the evidence of his illicit wank by a spiderman flick of the wrist sending the jiz hurtling through the air
Mum is at the bedroom door and the window is open,
Or maybe its a low shot under the bed,
Only option "web slinger"