2 definitions by jam session

a small, but sturdy peice of flat material (usually wood or plastic) that when attatched to the user's inner thigh creates a wonderful area in which to rest his nuts
Maurice got hit in the balls by a savage ape child so now he wears his nut shelf for support.
by jam session September 01, 2009
an ointment that helps to keep the amount of gayness of a person from showing in public
Good thing steve has his fag cream on. Otherwise we wouldn't be seen with him.
by jam session September 01, 2009

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