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Willy Madison

The sexual act of ejaculating on a girl's face, placing your penis on her nose, looking at her and yelling, " STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!"
I gave my girlfriend a Willy Madison last night. She left me shortly afterwards.
by J.N. Growling July 9, 2010
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Christopher Nolan

To revive a dead or dying franchise with dark and moody epicness.
Are they really rebooting Spider-Man.

Yeah, apparently they're gonna' try and Christopher Nolan it.
by J.N. Growling June 20, 2010
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Suckween

A student who tries to impress the teacher by asking irrelevant and unnecessary questions.
Why does that suckween always have to keep us after the bell with his stupid questions.
by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010
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Xenis

Pronounced Zee-nis like Xena.

A penis in it's prime. When a penis is fully erect and in it's peek physical condition. When it can not grow anymore and is challenging gravity it becomes a xenis.
To be legendary porn star you must be able to get a Xenis within 1 minute.
by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010
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White Girl Missing

When all other important matters are put on hold to focus on something less important.
Cabinet officer: Mr. President, what are we going to do about Katrina?

George Bush: Fuck those niggers, there is a white girl missing.
by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010
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Cross Eyed Cunt

The funniest and worst insult you could call a girl.
I called Lillian a Cross Eyed Cunt. She stabbed me shortly afterwards.
by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010
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Blipples

When a girl's nipples over shadow her areolas she ceases to have nipples. She has blipples.
Her blipples made it look as if two big ass prunes were accurately thrown at her chest.
by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010
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