j.n. growling's definitions

Handiback

When you hop on back of a person's wheel chair for a ride.

Mike gave me a handiback down the ramp. No homo.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Limy

A girl, 16 and over, who keeps a collection of dolls or stuffed animals in her room. Limy's have the tendencies of being childish and never letting go of anything.

So how are things going with that girl?

I went into her room and found out she was a Limy. I knocked over her trolls and fuckin' booked it out of there.

by J.N. Growling July 5, 2010

Fat Prick

Some one who keeps eating even though they are full.

David ate the entire case of 50 peeps simply because he is a fat prick.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Snake Salad

The sexual act of sneaking up on a girl while she's sleeping and eating her ass out like Snake Solid would do. Can sometimes be considered rape.

I gave my girl a snake salad last night without waking her or alerting any guards.

by J.N. Growling July 8, 2010

Ball Tuck

The act of moving one's scrotal sack to a more free and comfortable position or to incorporate movement.

I put my seatbelt on, did a ball tuck, moved the seat back and drove off.

by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010

Twilight

When you convince a girl to leave her family and run away with you on a road trip. After slumming around with her in sleazy motels that you never pay for, you finally rape, murder and drink all of her blood.

I was bored this summer so I decided to pull a twilight. (Sigh) I kinda' miss Megan though.

by J.N. Growling June 28, 2010

Cross Eyed Cunt

The funniest and worst insult you could call a girl.

I called Lillian a Cross Eyed Cunt. She stabbed me shortly afterwards.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010