j.n. growling's definitions

Holstens

The ice cream parlor where Tony Soprano was murdered in the HBO series, The Sopranos. It is a pretty nice establishment except when the tourists and film & tv tour buses invade and take pictures of it. It is located in Bloomfield, NJ.

You want to go to Holstens?

Nah, there's gonna' be too many people snappin' shots hoping to see James Gandolfini.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Pat Riley

Former NBA athlete and current coach of the Miami Heats.

Pat Riley sold his soul to the devil in exchange for Lebron James.

by J.N. Growling July 10, 2010

Chronomatic

The type of high that makes your vision go into widescreen and makes everything around you look and sound like a movie.

After my last hit, the lighting changed and everything got chronomatic.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Willy Madison

The sexual act of ejaculating on a girl's face, placing your penis on her nose, looking at her and yelling, " STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!"

I gave my girlfriend a Willy Madison last night. She left me shortly afterwards.

by J.N. Growling July 9, 2010

Christopher Nolan

To revive a dead or dying franchise with dark and moody epicness.

Are they really rebooting Spider-Man.

Yeah, apparently they're gonna' try and Christopher Nolan it.

by J.N. Growling June 20, 2010

Blair Bombed

The act of being suprised when one is watching a video online and Linda Blair's face from "The Exorcist" pops up randomly.

I was watching a video labeled "Obama Assassination Attempt" with the volume all the way up and I got Blair Bombed. I shat a little.

by J.N. Growling October 12, 2010

Polu

A small tuxedo made for the penis.

A polu is a must have for any man of class.

by J.N. Growling June 29, 2010