j.n. growling's definitions

ylav

foreign speak for "love"

I ylav emerica!

by J.N. Growling April 30, 2011

Chronomatic

The type of high that makes your vision go into widescreen and makes everything around you look and sound like a movie.

After my last hit, the lighting changed and everything got chronomatic.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Christopher Nolan

To revive a dead or dying franchise with dark and moody epicness.

Are they really rebooting Spider-Man.

Yeah, apparently they're gonna' try and Christopher Nolan it.

by J.N. Growling June 20, 2010

Pat Riley

Former NBA athlete and current coach of the Miami Heats.

Pat Riley sold his soul to the devil in exchange for Lebron James.

by J.N. Growling July 10, 2010

Willy Madison

The sexual act of ejaculating on a girl's face, placing your penis on her nose, looking at her and yelling, " STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!"

I gave my girlfriend a Willy Madison last night. She left me shortly afterwards.

by J.N. Growling July 9, 2010

Snake Salad

The sexual act of sneaking up on a girl while she's sleeping and eating her ass out like Snake Solid would do. Can sometimes be considered rape.

I gave my girl a snake salad last night without waking her or alerting any guards.

by J.N. Growling July 8, 2010

Limy

A girl, 16 and over, who keeps a collection of dolls or stuffed animals in her room. Limy's have the tendencies of being childish and never letting go of anything.

So how are things going with that girl?

I went into her room and found out she was a Limy. I knocked over her trolls and fuckin' booked it out of there.

by J.N. Growling July 5, 2010