j.n. growling's definitions

Scaminar

A seminar that is a scam.

I think that guy who sells real estate on t.v. is only rich because of the money he makes off of the idiots who attend his scaminars.

by J.N. Growling March 6, 2011

Skunt LeMana

An immigrant from Guyana that eats children who stay out past their curfew in Queens.

Don't stay out too late on Liberty or Skunt Lemana will harvest your organs.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Shampe

A tattoo that is regretted by the owner.

I should've never got this shampe of Alf on my bicep.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Labut

It means whatever the fuck you want it to mean. Now go spread that shit.

The Knicks are labut
That girl's ass is labut
Labut is the reason the economy is so bad
Labut this homework assignment

by J.N. Growling March 4, 2011

Suckween

A student who tries to impress the teacher by asking irrelevant and unnecessary questions.

Why does that suckween always have to keep us after the bell with his stupid questions.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

White Girl Missing

When all other important matters are put on hold to focus on something less important.

Cabinet officer: Mr. President, what are we going to do about Katrina?

George Bush: Fuck those niggers, there is a white girl missing.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Xenis

Pronounced Zee-nis like Xena.

A penis in it's prime. When a penis is fully erect and in it's peek physical condition. When it can not grow anymore and is challenging gravity it becomes a xenis.

To be legendary porn star you must be able to get a Xenis within 1 minute.

by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010