j.n. growling's definitions

Ball Tuck

The act of moving one's scrotal sack to a more free and comfortable position or to incorporate movement.

I put my seatbelt on, did a ball tuck, moved the seat back and drove off.

by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010

Empiro

A revolutionary idea.

Jonas Salk had an empiro and decided to cure Polio.

Adolph Hitler had an empiro and decided to kill the Jews.

by J.N. Growling July 5, 2010

Drugus

A term for friend or person who doesn't put in any money when a group of people are attempting to buy drugs, but still expects to partake in said drug recreation.

Can I have a hit?
You didn't put in.
So.
Fuckin' Drugus.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Handiback

When you hop on back of a person's wheel chair for a ride.

Mike gave me a handiback down the ramp. No homo.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Dresch

A cute girl with a horrible or irritating laugh much like Fran Drescher.

If that Dresch over their wasn't so cute I'd cockslap her for laughing like that.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Holstens

The ice cream parlor where Tony Soprano was murdered in the HBO series, The Sopranos. It is a pretty nice establishment except when the tourists and film & tv tour buses invade and take pictures of it. It is located in Bloomfield, NJ.

You want to go to Holstens?

Nah, there's gonna' be too many people snappin' shots hoping to see James Gandolfini.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Grind Talk

When your grinding on a girl at a club or a party where the music is really loud and you start saying whatever the fuck you want because no one can properly hear you.

Grinder:"I'm gonna fuck you in the ass and eat your nipples like pepperoni!"
Girl Being Grinded On:"Did You Say Something!"
Grinder:"You dance nice!"
This is Grind Talk.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010