j.n. growling's definitions

Holstens

The ice cream parlor where Tony Soprano was murdered in the HBO series, The Sopranos. It is a pretty nice establishment except when the tourists and film & tv tour buses invade and take pictures of it. It is located in Bloomfield, NJ.

You want to go to Holstens?

Nah, there's gonna' be too many people snappin' shots hoping to see James Gandolfini.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Cross Eyed Cunt

The funniest and worst insult you could call a girl.

I called Lillian a Cross Eyed Cunt. She stabbed me shortly afterwards.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Polu

A small tuxedo made for the penis.

A polu is a must have for any man of class.

by J.N. Growling June 29, 2010

Nedly

A woman who isn't fond of giving head.

Nedly: I'm not partial to the taste of your urethra Jonathan.

Jonathan: Stop being such a Nedly and hook a nigga up.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Obinc

Stands for old bitch in nice car.

That wrinkly Obinc almost ran me over!

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Perfaggerate

To procrastinate in a faggy manor.

Why does Mike always have to perfaggerate?
Because he is a bitch.
Ok.

by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010

Labut

It means whatever the fuck you want it to mean. Now go spread that shit.

The Knicks are labut
That girl's ass is labut
Labut is the reason the economy is so bad
Labut this homework assignment

by J.N. Growling March 4, 2011