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where the food is nasty and the dj plays the hokie-pokie song.
this prom is wack as hell.
by j April 21, 2004
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releasing NO2 from a cannister into a balloon and inhaling it. The effect is temporary, lasting only about one minute, and is harmless. (NO2 is used by dentists regularly during painful operations)
Let's do a whippit.
by j November 27, 2003
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Like a pearl necklace but just before the man ejaculates, he punches her in the face making her nose bleed. The blood mixing with the semen resembles a festive candycane swirl.
Vlad finished off the holidays by giving Nadia a messy Russian candycane.
by j November 12, 2003
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- Dirty Dune Poon -

Females who enjoy riding dirtbikes, ATVs, etc. Can be found in the desert, usually sporting blonde hair and black streaks.

Most commonly associated with the hair style.
Damn! Did you see that girl with the DDP? She was SMOKIN!
by j December 5, 2003
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The hand held navigation product that Alpine Electronics released at the beginning of 2006. It is basically a $700 paper weight due to the fact that it is more likely to get you lost than the compass on the Rambo knife. If you need it to calculate a route, it might take 2 days for it to come up with one for a 45 minute drive. Can only be reset by removing the battery and letting it sit over night. Not very handy for a multi-day drive.

Thanks much Alpine for making my life easier. <---- sarcasm
I thought I could drive to Jersey in a day, but it took my Blackbird two days to calculate the route.
by j June 15, 2006
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S I P
"Slut In Progress". Used for young girls or women who seem to be inching their way toward the road of sluthood and whoring.
"Yo John. Take a look at that sib."
"Damn Steve, I'd LOVE a sip 'a that sib."
by j March 22, 2005
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That ho's pussy is so haggard
by j March 23, 2005
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