2 definitions by it's cripton bitch

Avery

A frying pan that unevenly cooks bacon. A mamook.

Avery looks like such a frying pan. Unrwal

by it's cripton bitch February 22, 2021

yo mama

yo mama so fat that she had to get baptized at sea world.
yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
yo mama so ugly when Mike Tyson punched her she got 10 times prettier.

Sorry, I shouldn't really talk about yo mama like that, I don't even know the man.

yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets

by it's cripton bitch February 13, 2019