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Definitions by it's cripton bitch

A frying pan that unevenly cooks bacon. A mamook.
Avery by it's cripton bitch February 22, 2021
yo mama so fat that she had to get baptized at sea world.
yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
yo mama so ugly when Mike Tyson punched her she got 10 times prettier.

Sorry, I shouldn't really talk about yo mama like that, I don't even know the man.
yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets
yo mama by it's cripton bitch February 13, 2019