Goofy ass music played from loud speakers at mosques in the middle east. Plays 5 times a day. Upon its playing hajjis everywhere are sometimes observed to stop other activities in order to temporarily pull out their pray rug and rip one off.
Soldier 1: "What on earth is that ridiculous sound."
Soldier 2: "Its call to prayer, helps the raghead
feel self righteous about how religious they are."
Solder 1: "But none of them seem to be stopping to pray?"
Soldier 2: "Yeah, the hajji
pretty much ignores it."
Soldier 1: "WTF is wrong with these people?"
Soldier 2: "Anal sex with livestock, its created some fucked up diseases that ravage their minds."